" Lexophile is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as "you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish" or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in Dubuque, Iowa.
The year's winning submissions are........
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married.
They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Police were called to the daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
*Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off ?
He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully re-covered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it.
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