Today’s tip!! Emotion , Immunity & Ethics !!

We are humans so we are blessed with the expression of emotions. Animals and birds also have emotions ,they can’t speak but at times we feel their emotions to their young ones. How long it’s effect is , might not be noticed by humans but if we think and watch deeply we can understand, Birds making their nests, laying eggs, protecting eggs sitting at one place for many days, males females do cooperation feeding one another or their babies then teaching them flying and then one day the babies fly away they don’t come back to the place, they might not recognise their parents.Cats Dogs, cows , Goats cocks and hens have different lives and lifetime. They are slaughtered might be in front of their young ones or siblings or parents, for humans they are just edibles, Now let’s think about humans. We are humans and we express all types of emotions, because we have emotions good bad, love, sympathy anger, etc. Psychoneuroimmunology says our emotions and immunity are interconnected. Our brain and emotions communicate directly through a two way street , the brain registers emotions,brain converts positive feelings into physical defence, positive emotions boosts up immunity but anger affects opposite.Now let’s talk about ethics, Ram went to Vanvaas for 14 years was following an ethics, Krishna gave Updesh of Geeta to Arjun to pick up the weapon and Kill them who ever in front of you at the battle field, they are enemies only , was ethics. Now a days most of the people follow their own ethics, they do what is good for them only without being emotional. 

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(42)

And after that lunch there was no other  program for night. Virendra Singh said, “ As it’s my late father’s birthday today and he disliked Alcohol throughout his life so I have decided to do that party any other day at any other occasion. Everyone showed their appreciation even if they were not happy with the decision. All guests came out and moved towards their Buggies. Chandan Singh saw his buggy was there but Shamu was not there. He looked here and there asked some of the Buggy drivers. No one could reply because Shamu always liked to stay aloof. Chandan Singh was very anxious, he asked those Buggy drivers , “ Is there anybody who can ride my Buggy and take me to my haveli. One driver’s younger brother, came forward and said “ I can ride you to your haveli as Raja is familiar to me, every time at every place where ever you were invited, I cuddled Raja and animals know love and care so I would definitely ride the Buggy and take you to your haveli safe and sound . “ Mrs. Kusum said, “ Come on , let’s have lunch first and then continue it.’All came out of the imagination of the story, but agreed to Vishakha’s mom. All girls helped serving delicious festive food . All of them enjoyed food no one talked a single word .”——- Continued ——-

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Mathuradas became sad. He said” Both the teenagers were innocent. Actually they had shared their childhood and now they were sharing teenage. They didn’t know that there is a big Valley of money , caste, status are big hurdles between them.And the most important was the social rules, customs, and Prohibitions. Many “ Do or Don’t “ type of rules which were strictly followed those days. Everyone was eagerly waiting for the main incident. Mathuradas said, As usual one day Chandan Singh Chaudhary and Kamini Devi were invited for a Janeu at nearby village about three kilometres. They asked Shamu to make the Buggy ready. Shamu brought the horse “ Raja” out and tied him in the Buggy. At nine in the morning they got ready and left for the celebration. They were expecting that after Janeu and lunch they will have to stay there for night Party as it was a common thing among that circle . Means whatever the occasion may be the night alcohol party used to be a part of it. They reached there at the celebration place at ten and the muhurt was of ten fifty for the Janeu ( Upbayan Sanskar of the son of zamindar Virendra Singh. All invited guests reached on time Pundit ji was ready and the Puja started. It took about an hour and then the lunch was served to all guests. ———-Continued ———

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Raghav Chaudhary at first thought to send someone to invite Mathuradas for tomorrow’s lunch but then he thought that Mathuradas might feel scared why Raghav Chaudhary has invited so he he himself went and talked respectfully with him and said “ Vishakha wants to know the details about haveli and we also don’t know the details. You are the only person witnessed all happenings so we decided to know everything together at home. Tomorrow is Ramnavmi and it’s holiday so you please come to our home for lunch and tell us the details about haveli’s history.Mathuradas said,” Yes I will definitely come.” Next morning Vishakha helped her mummy to cook food she also sent a neighbor hood boy to invite Kamla Vimla Manjula and Deepa for lunch. All guests arrived at about eleven and all were being seated in the hall on carpet. Mathuradas started speaking , “ Chandan Singh Chaudhary was a tall fair smart and powerful man. His wife Kamini Devi and and daughter Kavita was extremely beautiful. He was living a royal life like small Riyasat kings , aur Nawabs were living that time. He himself was zamindar of all the lands around and so everyone respected him very much. “ He wanted his daughter Kavita to learn English and so he hired miss Samantha Jones  the Anglo-Indian for teaching her. “These all things we know, Please tell us about the main story of the haveli which made it a ruin. “Raghav  Chaudhary said. Okay, now I am coming to the main story behind this tragic history. “ ———- Continued——

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Hearing Vishakha’s statements Her mother Kusum Chaudhary got scared too and she then conveyed this to her husband Raghav Chaudhary. Raghav Chaudhary decided to cal Mathuradas at home to listen the happenings of haveli. He never took any interest in Haveli and it’s happenings but now when her daughter is experiencing such things he thought he should take interest and find the roots and also try to get solutions for this seriously. He said, “ I will call Mathuradas here for dinner tomorrow and we’ll ask him the details. Vishakha can call her friends too for dinner with Parent’s permission.Kusum agreed with the thought and she told this to her daughter Vishakha. Vishakha happily agreed and decided to invite her friends tomorrow. As it was festival holiday day after tomorrow so it will be an occasion to invite Mathuradas and her friends for dinner. She decided to suggest her father to call Mathuradas a little bit earlier so that before dinner they could talk more. She went to the kitchen to help her mother and both of them started planning about the items they could cook for the guests. ——— Continued———

Laughter ( Marathi)

 

विरंगुळा:

1) सकाळी सकाळी बायको चा हसरा चेहरा बघा. दिवस मस्त जातो.

* पु ल देशपांडे 

** मग बायको कुणाची पण असो 

2) डॉक्टर :- हा बोला,  कुठं दुखतंय..? ....

पेशंट : फी कमीकरणार असाल तर सांगतो. ...  नाहीतर शोधा....

3) पुण्यात हल्ली खूप चहाची दुकाने निघालीत.......:

येवले चहा......:

सायबा चहा......:

कडक चहा......:

हरमन चहा......

मायेचा चहा.......:

प्रेमाचा चहा.....

मी एका पुणेकराला सहज प्रश्न विचारला.......

सगळ्यात कोणता चहा चांगला ? ? ?

तर तो म्हणाला......फुकटचा चहा...... 

5) नवरा : मला आज पर्यंत समजलेले नाही की, टी व्ही वर दररोज नवनवीन रेसिपीचा कार्यक्रम बघून सुद्धा घरी खिचडीच का होते ???? 

बायको : हेल्दी आहे ते...सगळे जसे किंगफिशरचे कँलेडर बघून घरात कालनिर्णयच लावतात ना...

आगदी तस्सेच असते हे सुद्धा..

6) एक देशस्थ जाम वैतागला होता. त्याला विचारलं काय झालं तर म्हणतो ह्या कोकणस्थ लोकांचं एक काही धड नसतं - 

रानडे कर्वे रोडवर राहतात 

कर्वे फडके रस्त्यावर राहतात 

फडके लेले आळीत राहतात 

लेले सेनापती बापट रस्त्यावर राहतात 

बापट दांडेकर पुलाजवळ राहतात 

दांडेकर गोखले नगरला राहतात 

गोखले भांडारकर रोड वर राहतात 

आणि भांडारकर रानडे रस्त्यावर राहतात 

अरे आपापल्या गल्लीत रहा ना कुणीतरी .

7) You can't outsmart a Punekar:-

मुंबईकर: तुमच्याकडे गणपती किती दिवस बसतो 

पुणेकर: दिड दिवस !!! 

मुंबईकर:किती हा चिकटपणा ?? 

पुणेकर: तुमच्याकडे किती दिवस बसतो ??? 

मुंबईकर : दहा दिवस 

पुणेकर :  गणपती कशाची देवता आहे ?? 

मुंबईकर : बुद्धीची !!! 

पुणेकर : मग बरोबर आहे.....आम्हाला दिड दिवस पुरतो. 

8) दुकानदार - साहेब, काय देऊ?

ग्राहक - होणाऱ्या बायकोच्या कुत्र्यासाठी केक द्या.

दुकानदार - बांधून देऊ की इथेच खाणार? 

9) मुंबईत समुद्राजवळ रहाणाऱ्यांनी कृपया धोतर व टोपी घालू नये. वादळ घुसलं तर पॅराशुट होईल! 

10) पुण्यातील सोसायटीच्या बाहेर लागलेली पाटी 

IIअतिथि देवो भव II 

परंतु देवांना नम्र विनंती आहे की त्यांनी आपापली पुष्पक विमाने सोसायटीच्या बाहेर पार्क करावी...

11) मुलगा- मी तुमच्या मुलीवर 10 वर्षांपासून प्रेम करतोय 

पुणेरी वडील - मग आता काय पेन्शन मागायला आलायस ??

 

12) भिकारी : साहेब खूप भूक लागली आहे. ५ रुपये द्या ना

पुणेकर : १०० रुपयाची नोट आहे ९५ रुपये सुट्टे आहेत का?

भिकारी : हो आहे ना साहेब

पुणेकर : मग आधी ते खर्च कर. भिकारचोट कुठला.

13) स्थळ :- सदाशिव पेठ

गिऱ्हाईक : “हियरिंग एड चे यंत्र केवढ्याला?” 

दुकानदार :-“वीस रुपयापासून पाच हजार रुपये पर्यंत आहेत.” 

गिऱ्हाईक :- “वीस रुपयांचे बघू.” 

दुकानदार:-  “हे घ्या...

कानात एक बटण आणि कानातून शर्टाच्या खिशात एक वायरचा तुकडा सोडायचा...." 

गिऱ्हाईक :- “हे कसं काम करतं?” 

दुकानदार  :- “काहीच काम करत नाही. पण ते बघून सगळे जण तुमच्याशी मोठ्याने बोलायला लागतात...... 

पुण्यात सर्वात जास्त खप असलेलं, हेच एकमेव यंत्र आहे..

15) कधी विचार केला: M सरळ आणि W उलटे का लिहितो?

कारण Men सरळ आणि Women उलटा विचार करतात काल ही कथा थेट माझ्यासोबत घडली ……

16) काल मी लिफ्टने वर जात होतो, त्यावेळी एका बाईने लहान मुलासह लिफ्टमध्ये प्रवेश केला .. !!

मी लिफ्टचे बटण दाबले आणि विचारले: "दुसरा की तिसरा"?

बाईंनी रागाने म्हटले, "आत्या आहे मी याची" 

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(38)

When Vishakha  reached home her home her mummy was waiting for her. In a small village it can’t be hidden that who is visiting whose home. Yes ! Vishakha’s second visit’s information reached her home before her reaching home. When Mummy asked “why did you go to Mathuradas’s house? She told the truth. She said , “ From the day we had been to Someshvar fair and by mistake lost our way and reached haveli we all the five girls having different scary experiences. You also know the squawking of Pinku and I did tell you but I heard breathing of someone in my room. Even if I stopped breathing for some moments the heavy breathing was still could heard clearly. We all know that Mathuradas is the only old alive person who witnessed everything whatever happened in haveli that time. We wanted to know what was that or is there any way to get rid of these incidents. My two Fuhad seen Shamu on a tailor’s shop at the vegetable market and two had seen him sitting on the tamarind tree. We only want to know the consequences are going to worsen or would it be finish soon. ——— Continued ——-