Amazing !! ( Marathi)

 

*"खाणे"... जे पोटात कधीच जात नाही.* 

मराठी भाषेत खाण्याचे काही विशेष वेगळे प्रकार आहेत.ते प्रत्यक्षात आपल्या पोटापर्यंत कधी पोचतच नाहीत. अशा प्रकारांची आज आपण माहिती घेणार आहोत.*

बऱ्याच वेळा लहानपणी आपण आई-वडील आणि शिक्षकांचा मार खातो!* 

पण, आपण शहाणे झालो की  शब्दांचा खाल्लेला मार आपल्याला पुरतो.*

*काही व्यक्ती मधून मधून इतरांचा वेळ आणि डोके खातच असतात.*

काही लोक इतरांवर खार खातात.*

तर काही अकारण भाव खात असतात !*

काही विशेष कर्तबगार (!) लोक तर पैसा पण खाऊ शकतात !*

आणि त्यांचे खाणे उघडकीस आले तर लोक त्यांना, "काय माती खाल्लीस" असे म्हणतात.*

आणि  शेण खाणे हा एक वेगळाच प्रकार आहे,  त्याबाबत काय लिहावे?*

शिव्या तर आपण रोजच कुणाच्या ना कुणाच्या खात असतो.*

पण त्यामुळे आपला जो अपमान होतो तो मात्र खाता येत नाही. तो आणि आलेला राग दोन्ही गिळावे लागतात.*

कधी कधी मात्र उलटे होते. जी व्यक्ती अपमान करते, तिलाच तिचे शब्द गिळावे लागतात.*

काही लोक तर राग आला की दात ओठ पण खातात.*

या खाण्याच्या प्रकारात काही अभक्ष्य भक्षणाचे प्रकार पण आहेत. उदाहरणार्थ जीव खाणे, भेजा खाणे इ.*

बरीच माणसं नको तिथे कच खातात.

काही लोकांच्या मृत्यूचं कारण पण खाणंच असतं, पण त्याला हाय खाणं म्हणतात.*

काही लोक बोलता बोलता शब्द खातात..*तर काही लोक हवा किंवा ऊन खायला बाहेर पडतात.*

विवाहीत पुरुष नियमितपणे खातो, ती म्हणजे  आपल्या बायकोची बोलणी...!*

ही मराठी समजावून घेणे म्हणजे बुद्धीला एक प्रकारचे खाद्यच आहे, ज्यामुळे मराठीची लज्जत वाढते !

Dharavahik crime thriller ( 163) Apradh !!

Any how Geeta Devi managed cooking food . Vineeta was in her small room weeping hard and treating her wounds by putting some coconut oil on them. There was no door in that room so there was no privacy. This was actually the start , from that day onwards Geeta Devi off and on slapping her was became the routine. Vineeta was bearing all this like a dumb doll she was facing the punishment for the sin she never did. How parents forget their daughters after their marriages ( It was the common fact about all the families having different status) reason might be different in all cases but the power was always in hands of Boy’s parents. Basically the matter of dowry was behind it. And it resulted to dowry murders by burning daughter in laws in 1980 the number was 400 par year which increased and 1990 it became 5800 per year. Later on in 1995 IPC 304 B and 113 B was made and strictly imposed by government. But Vineeta was the girl unfortunately was in the era of that horrible crime. How poor and helpless those girls were as if the goats were given to the butchers. Or cows were being tied from this pole to that pole. They didn’t have their own view , own wish , own choice. Vineeta, who was the brilliant student , studious student , fond of reading novels , just was in teenage, was trapped in the cage of so many bindings. She was alone ——— she didn’t know what will happen to her —- Continued ——

Dharavahik crime thriller (162) Apadh !!

Vineeta was now always eagerly waited for everyone to go out so that she could bring the novel from Suraj’s shelf and start reading. Up till no body could know about  her reading books. But one day she was cooking Dal. Though pressure cooker were not a part of cooking those days so cooking rice or Dal in open pot on stove or coal or firewood chulha was very tough. She was so much involved in reading that she forgot that she had kept Dal to cook on the stove.Dal got burnt completely the burning smell spread all over the building and then she ran towards the kitchen and she heard the hard knocking at the door.She first turn off the stove and then opened the door.Geeta Devi was Scolding her hard with anger, her loud voice could be listened in the complete building.Geeta Devi was not much friendly to all the other flat owners so no one liked to interfere in her matters. Geeta Devi when saw the complete Dal turned into black ash, and the pot was also burnt black. She couldn’t control herself and started beating her hard. Vineeta was never beaten by her parents or teachers, so she was scared and trying protect herself, in this situation she was beaten hard by Geeta Devi where ever she could find the open part of her body.She was not only beating but abusing her that she was the most unfortunate curse entered in her family, She was saying I don’t know how could I get rid of you …————-/Continued——-

Dharavahik crime thriller (161) Apradh !!

Next day was completely busy for Nirmal . He brought both the couples from hotel to do his house. There All of them have had lunch together. Parvati Devi packed some food for dinner. Tonight they had to leave for Jalandhar. Nirmal took them back to the hotel and after one hour went to see them off at the platform.He also paid some amount for tea and breakfast, lunch and dinner during their stay. After the train departed Nirmal felt relaxed he had done a big job. He wanted to take complete rest so he directly went to Dadari . Nikita hugged him and started sobbing, hey “ What happened ? He asked “ I am again pregnant “ she said and her words entered in his ear like molten glass. He felt Nikita’s touch as electric shock. He softly put her away and asked” How ? She described the complete story from reception and Mrs Sunita’s queries, her taunts and her conversation to Suresh Bhaiya and her misunderstanding that she is Suresh’s wife and clarification by Suresh also how she felt humiliated and ran away from there and how she felt Vomiting and so went to the lady doctor and she declared after thorough check up that I am pregnant and it’s about ten weeks. Now we need to talk to your mother and get married earliest possible. Nirmal was stunned with the news. He just said “ okay we’ll decide it tomorrow, it’s quite late I need to go back. I have come here to give you some money. He took out a five hundred rupees note from his pocket gave it to her. Came out and started taking long strides.Nikita couldn’t understand what happened and why ? ———— Continued——

Love Yourself !!

ख़ुद में रह कर, वक़्त बिताओ तो अच्छा है,..

ख़ुद का परिचय ख़ुद से, कराओ तो अच्छा है..

इस दुनिया की भीड़ में, चलने से तो बेहतर,

ख़ुद के साथ में, घूमने जाओ तो अच्छा है..

अपने घर के रोशन दीपक, देख लिए अब,

ख़ुद के अन्दर दीप, जलाओ तो अच्छा है..

तेरी, मेरी इसकी उसकी छोडो भी अब,

ख़ुद से ख़ुद की शक्ल, मिलाओ तो अच्छा है..

बदन को महकाने में, सारी उम्र काट ली,

रूह को अब अपनी, महकाओ तो अच्छा है..

दुनिया भर में, घूम लिए हो जी भर के अब,

वापस ख़ुद में लौट के, आओ तो अच्छा है..

तन्हाई में खामोशी के साथ, बैठ कर,

ख़ुद का ख़ुद ही, मन बहलाओ तो अच्छा  है।

*Promise to love yourself ..

Dharavahik crime thriller ( 160) Apradh !!

Nirmal couldn’t sleep whole night, thoughts about Nikita and Neelima appearing one after another in his mind. He felt restless but he felt himself more attracted towards Neelima. He woke up early and went to the shop, he wanted to think seriously about the matter. How this was all happened? Why Parvati Devi suddenly thought about his marriage and why Sunita Aunty taking so much interest in his marriage. They faced their problems on their own , did hardship after father’s death, organised marriages of two sisters on their own and now isuddenly Sunita aunty is suddenly appeared in the scene. He couldn’t decide and shook his head. He need to purchase some things but he had to go to the hotel to talk to sisters and their husbands. Tomorrow they will be going back to Jalandhar, the tickets were already reserved. After their departure he could be able to think anything. And also do his business properly. But Mrs. Sunita Sharma was very sincere, she reached to Parvati Devi in the afternoon, she said she had talked to Mr. & Mrs Dubey and fixed the marriage. They will be giving 2 lacks cash and other all luxuries house hold things, soon they will talk to their Pundit and will tell them about the day. They don’t need to do anything, all expenses will be done by Dubey family.Parvati Devi became happy to hear that. They had have tea together and then Mrs. Sunita went. —— Continued——-

Dharavahik crime thriller 159( Apradh !!

 At first Parvati Devi couldn’t believe but when Mrs Sunita gave reference of Suresh and the details of this last one year she had to believe and agreed to go to Mr. Dubey’s house to see the girl. Neelima’s mother came first, saw Nirmal and looked satisfied. Then she went in and returned back with her daughter Neelima. Neelima was holding the tray in which six cups of tea was kept. Neelima’s mother was holding another tray with a bowl full of Pakoras and a bowl full of sweets, they kept both the trays on the centre table and sat there on another sofa. Neelima was smart and beautiful with rosy cheeks and rosy lips without lipstick. She had beautiful eyes. Nirmal saw her and felt attracted towards her. Mr. Dubey said , “ She is doing B. A. Final this year. Nirmal her mother and aunty were satisfied.They took tea and enjoyed the snacks. Mrs. Sunta said , “ I will talk to you on phone and will decide the rest of things. “ Mr. & Mrs Dubey looked happy. They left and came down stairs. Mrs. Sunita dropped them to their residence and said to Parvati Devi “ Don’t worry everything will be fine , I will fix all the matters “ ——— Continues ——-