Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(112)

Jagga looked around , he then looked up the upper side cupboards were very high and without ladder one can’t reach there. He then looked up at the chandelier, it was clear , no space was there for hiding keys. He then attracted towards the bed he knew big and rich people make their beds like box and keep precious things there. He quickly started removing the quilt the pillows the bed sheet and at last the bed . He was right it was a box which people used to call Dewaan, both side there were handles , he first opened from one side, it was quite hard to open. He was out of breathe , he felt someone else was also breathing except him. He got scared. He stay sweating. He didn’t have dare to look any where even to move . Someone was calling him with Sh Sh sound he looked  up He got scared it was Shamu, he was smiling, his black face and white teeth were creating the atmosphere more scary. Jagga decided to run away from that place but he got stuck there and the next moment the huge glass chandelier fell down on him. He couldn’t even scream, the broken glasses pierced his body and blood oozing form every wound. He was no more within some minutes. ——— Continued ——

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut! (111)

 Jagga entered in ground floor’s master bedroom it was Chandan Chaudhary and Kamini Chaudhary’s bedroom. He thought he will get huge money and precious things in that bedroom. It was really grand Jagga was thinking that he had come in a Filmi set because he had seen such grand rooms with all luxurious things in films. For one minute he kept staring without blinking.He then looked around. The roof was quite high and in upper portion there were cupboards , in the centre of the roof  there was a huge chandelier, and there were two large fans on both sides of the chandelier. There was only one wall empty ,where there was entrance door and the rest three walls were hidden behind huge Almirahs, they were beautiful and artistic examples of carpentry. A huge double was there in the centre and a royal metres, velvet quilt, silk bed sheets and beautiful pillows made of soft furry material.Jagga felt so impressed ,he for five minutes tried to absorb the beauty. Then thought from where to start the work. He decided to open the cupboards from the left side. He hold the handles and tried to pull but found that it was locked. He then quickly he tried all one by one and found all were locked now he started thinking quickly where the keys are ? ——— Continued——

Dharm & Darshan !! Professor V Kamakoti !!

 कौन हैं डाक्टर वी कामाकोटी जिनका मजाक श्रीमती प्रियंका वाड्रा उड़ा आनंद ले रहीं हैं 

1980 की गर्मियों में, 

मायलापुर के एक साधारण से घर के आँगन में 7वीं क्लास का एक परेशान लड़का खड़ा था।

वह देख रहा था कि उसके पिता उसका क्रिकेट बैट एक गहरे कुएँ में फेंक रहे हैं। 

एक लोकल मैच के दौरान तेज़ बाउंसर लगने से

 लड़के का चश्मा टूट गया था और उसके पिता, 

जो संस्कृत के जाने-माने तर्कशास्त्री थे,

 अपने बेटे की आँखों की रोशनी को लेकर बहुत डरे हुए थे।

"तुम्हारे क्रिकेट खेलने के दिन अब खत्म हो गए हैं,"

 उसके पिता ने उसे वायलिन थमाते हुए कहा। 

"अगर तुम सटीकता (precision) में माहिर बनना चाहते हो, 

तो इसे सीखो।" 

लड़के ने कोई नखरे नहीं दिखाए। 

उसने अपना पूरा ध्यान वायलिन के तारों पर लगाया और तब तक अभ्यास किया जब तक कि वह संगीत के दिग्गजों के साथ परफॉर्म करने लायक नहीं बन गया;

यहाँ तक कि उसे भारत रत्न एम.एस. सुब्बुलक्ष्मी से सीधे सुधार के सुझाव भी मिले। 

5 साल बाद, उसे एक और झटका लगा: 

वह IIT-JEE परीक्षा पास नहीं कर पाया। 

उसने हार नहीं मानी। 

उसने एक रीजनल इंजीनियरिंग कॉलेज में दाखिला लिया

 और चुपचाप कंप्यूटर साइंस के लॉजिक गेट्स में महारत हासिल की। ​​

आखिरकार,

 उसने IIT मद्रास में पोस्ट-ग्रेजुएट रिसर्चर के तौर पर जगह बनाई, 

PhD की, 

प्रोफेसर के तौर पर काम किया और 

आखिर में उसी संस्थान का डायरेक्टर बना जिसने कभी उसे ठुकरा दिया था।

 2011 तक, 

जब दुनिया कंज्यूमर मोबाइल ऐप्स बना रही थी, 

तब यह प्रोफेसर देश की एक छिपी हुई कमज़ोरी पर नज़र रखे हुए था:

 भारत का हर रडार, फाइटर जेट, बैंकिंग सर्वर और डिफेंस सिस्टम विदेशी डिज़ाइन वाले माइक्रोप्रोसेसर पर चल रहा था।

 उसके मन में एक ही सवाल था:

 *_"हम यह तो टेस्ट कर सकते हैं कि विदेशी चिप वही काम करे जो हम चाहते हैं। लेकिन क्या हम इस बात की गारंटी दे सकते हैं कि युद्ध शुरू होने पर वह ऐसा कुछ नहीं करेगी जो हम नहीं चाहते?"_*

 उसने पूरी तरह से स्वदेशी,

 इंडस्ट्रियल-ग्रेड माइक्रोप्रोसेसर

 बनाने का प्रस्ताव रखा। 

ग्लोबल टेक कंपनियों का कहना था कि

 अरबों डॉलर के इंफ्रास्ट्रक्चर और बड़े पैमाने पर विदेशी पेटेंट के बिना ऐसा करना मुमकिन नहीं है।

 उसे इसकी परवाह नहीं थी। तंग लैब में लंबी शिफ्ट में काम करते हुए, 

> उसने और उसकी टीम ने ओपन-सोर्स RISC-V इंस्ट्रक्शन सेट को अपनाया। 

```उन्होंने लॉजिक गेट्स की हैंड-कोडिंग की,

 सिलिकॉन लेआउट्स को मैप किया और अरबों इंस्ट्रक्शन साइकिल्स को वेरिफाई किया।```

 जुलाई 2018 में,

 सिलिकॉन का एक छोटा सा 16mm² का टुकड़ा, 

जिसे 'Risecreek' कोडनेम दिया गया था, 

लैब में वापस आया। 

टीम ने इसे कनेक्ट किया, 

स्विच ऑन किया और टिमटिमाते मॉनिटर को देखा,

 क्योंकि इतिहास में पहली बार `100% भारतीय डिज़ाइन वाले सिलिकॉन पर लिनक्स ऑपरेटिंग सिस्टम बूट हो रहा था।`

आज, उनके SHAKTI प्रोसेसर आर्किटेक्चर का इस्तेमाल डिफेंस कम्युनिकेशन से लेकर ISRO के साथ मिलकर बनाए गए स्पेस-ग्रेड कंट्रोलर तक,

 हर चीज़ में होता है। 

वह युवा लड़का जिसके पिता ने उसका क्रिकेट बैट कुएं में फेंक दिया था...

 वह स्टूडेंट जो 1985 में JEE की लिस्ट में जगह नहीं बना पाया था...

 वह वायलिन वादक जिसने IIT डायरेक्टर के सरकारी बंगले में रहने के बजाय अपने परिवार के घर में रहना चुना, 

ताकि वह अपने स्वर्गीय पिता की संस्कृत लाइब्रेरी की देखभाल कर सके... 

*_`उनका नाम प्रोफ़ेसर वीझिनाथन कामाकोटी है`_*

Laughter !!

 Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:

Dilip Apte

 Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!

 Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 

Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 

 Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. 

Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will

last until the coffee is cold. 

Law of Proposal :

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...

Law of getting late

When you reach early for something it will never start on time

Law of exam

If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only.

Sher- o- shayari !! (37)

Saudi Arabian Urdu Shayara Asna Badr —-

वो कैसी औरतें थीं..

जो गीली लकड़ियों को फूँक कर 

चूल्हा जलाती थीं..

जो सिल पर सुर्ख़ मिर्चें पीस कर 

सालन पकाती थीं..

सुबह से शाम तक मसरूफ़ 

लेकिन मुस्कुराती थीं..

जो अपनी बेटियों को 

स्वेटर बुनना सिखाती थीं.. 

दुआएँ फूँक कर बच्चों को 

बिस्तर पर सुलाती थीं

और अपनी जा-नमाज़ें मोड़ कर 

तकिया लगाती थीं

कोई साहिल जो दस्तक दे 

उसे खाना खिलाती थीं..

पड़ोसन माँग ले कुछ 

बा-ख़ुशी देती दिलाती थीं

जो रिश्तों को बरतने के 

कई नुस्ख़े बताती थीं

गल्ली मोहल्ले में कोई मर जाए 

तो आँसू बहाती थीं..

कोई बीमार पड़ जाए 

तो उस के पास जाती थीं

कोई तेहवार हो 

तो ख़ूब मिल-जुल कर मनाती थीं

वो कैसी औरतें थीं..

किसी बरामदे के ताक़ पर 

बावर्ची ख़ानों में

मगर अपना ज़माना साथ ले कर 

खो गई हैं वो

क्या किसी इक क़ब्र में 

सारी की सारी सो गई हैं वो..

वो कैसी औरते थी..

Dharavahik Upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut (110)

When Samantha came back most of the staff members were busy preparing for the funeral. The Coffin was bright there, her daddy was properly ready in his suit and the bow. He was kept in the Coffin and sprinkled some perfume, A flower bucket was kept in his hands in the front. Samantha saw him and felt as if he was alive and ready to get up and hold Samantha’s finger to take her to the garden. She went in her room and dressed properly, All were ready at ten forty five. They all left the nursing home and crossed the road. The cemetery was just behind the church. Father came there, and brot holy water, he was chanting some religious words. The grave was already made by the labours after twenty minutes the coffin was lowered slowly . Everyone was chanting “ earth to earth ashes to ashes and dust to dust while throwing the soil. Within one hour the grave was covered and it was plastered by concrete and a cross was kept there. Samantha said “ The name David Jones 1901-1994” The Priest wrote this on a slip and gave that to a man , who was the artist will do that. All people scattered and went to their own way. Samantha went to the church and gave hundred pounds to the Priest, he said “ Drop it to the donation box. “ she dropped and then came back after prayer in the church. She went to the nursing home. She asked the receptionist to book her ticket back to India. She gave the money and Passport to her. After half n hour Receptionist came and gave her the ticket. She had to catch the flight at ten in the night, the reporting time was seven in the evening. ———- Continued————

Dharavahik Upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut (109)

She slept as after the flight she was continuously active, early in the morning at six o’clock she heard knocking on her door. She opened the door. The same nurse ( nurses are males and females both found in U.K.) was standing there. before Samantha could ask anything, she said, “ Your Dad is no more God knows which time he died during sleep.” Samantha immediately moved her away and ran to Dad’s bed , he was still looking like sleeping a calm and contented sleep.The nurse said, “ Funeral will be done at eleven o’clock at the cemetery, The expanse will be done by the Nursing home., and now when you are here Please you go to the church ( which is in front of our nursing home ) You request the Priest invite him for doing the rituals of the funeral at the cemetery.till that we will get the coffin ready “ Samantha agreed and stood up she immediately left for the church. She just crossed the road and reached there” The priest was very nice he consoled her and said I will be there at the nursing home sharp at ten thirty. “ Samantha asked “ Shall I need to pay for this ? The Priest said , “ No there is no fees for that but you can do donations in the donation box according to your wish” Samantha said “ Okay! And came back. ———- Continued——