Laughter !!

 ENGLISH AT ITS BEST:

She fell in love with a *Banker* but he showed no *lnterest.*

She fell in love with an *Astronaut* but he wanted *Space.*

She fell in love with a *Gym Trainer,* but it didn't *Work out.*

She fell in love with a *Librarian,* but his time was always *Booked.*

She fell in love with an *Electrician* but for him there was no *Spark.*

She fell in love with a *Cardiologist* but he broke her *Heart.*

She fell in love with a *Geologist* but the relationship was too *Rocky.*

She fell in love with an *Economist* but he couldn’t supply her *Demands.*

She fell in love with a *Violinist* but he said, *"No Strings attached."*

She fell in love with the *Linguist* but he left her *Speechless.*She fell in love with a *Seismologist* but he was always finding *Fault.*

She fell in love with a *Cook* but he left her on the back *Burner.*

She fell in love with a *Mathematician* but she couldn't *Count* on him.

She fell in love with a *Scuba diver*--on the surface everything seemed to be fine, but Deep down she knew something *Fishy* was going on ...

She fell in love with a Fisherman but he wasn't a good Catch.*

She fell in love with a *Mason but they never built a strong *Foundation.

She fell in love with a *Teacher but he had no Class!

She fell in love with a *Tennis player* but Love meant nothing to him.

She fell in love with the *Magician* but he kept turning *Tricks.

She fell in love with a *Lawyer* but he never took her to the *Bar.

She fell in love with a *Recovery agent and he *Seized her

At last she fell in love with An ED officer* and got Attached...

Laughter ! Marathi !!

शाळेत असताना टीचर कडून हातावर छडी पडल्यावर मी  नेहमी माझ्या हाफ पँट वर हात पुसून दुसरा हात पुढे करत असे....मी हातावरील छडीची घाण पुसत असे. 

मी  साफसफाईच्या बाबतीत खूप जागरूक होतो. 

मी दिसायला एवढा सुंदर होतो कि मुलीं कडे बघितल कि बाई म्हणायच्या विनोद माझ्या कडे बघ.

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माझ्या शालेय दिवसांमध्ये,  माझे शिक्षक बर्‍याचदा माझ्या आई वडिलांना घेऊन यायला सांगत असत , कारण ते काहीही  direct मला सांगायला घाबरत असत...

मी जे काही लिहायचो ते वाचायला माझ्या शिक्षकांना खूप आवडत असे. माझं हस्ताक्षर त्यांना खूप आवडत असे त्याच कारणास्तव  बराचवेळी ते मला एकच उत्तर 10 वेळा लिहून आणायला सांगत असत...

कितीतरी वेळेस शिक्षक मला न विचारता त्यांचा फळा पुसण्याचा किमती डस्टर माझ्या दिशेने कॅच पकडण्यासाठी फेकत असत...

उद्देश एकच होता की मी चांगला फिल्डर व्हावा. 

परीक्षेच्या वेळी बहुतेक वेळा मला 3-4 शिक्षक Z टाइप सुरक्षा देण्यासाठी माझ्या बेंच च्या आजुबाजूला पूर्ण परीक्षा संपेपर्यंत उभे राहत असत.

कितीतरी वेळा मला बेंच वर उभं करून मला सन्मानित करण्यात येत असे,

कारण बाकी मुलांना मी व्यवस्थित दिसून त्यांनी माझ्याकडून प्रेरणा घ्यावी  आणि मला  वर्गातले सर्व विद्यार्थी व्यवस्थित दिसायला हवेत हा मुख्य उद्देश असायचा शिक्षकांचा.

शिक्षकांना माझ्या आरोग्याची विशेष काळजी होती 

माझ्या शरीराला vitamin D आणि भरपूर ऑक्सिजन असलेली  मोकळी हवा मिळवी ह्यासाठी मला बर्‍याच वेळा सकाळच्या कोवळ्या उन्हात उभा करत असत  व मैदानाला 5 फेर्‍या मारायला सांगितल्या जात असत.

त्यावेळी बाकी मुलं मात्र वर्गात घाम पुसत असत  व कोंडलेल्या वर्गात  गुदमरून शिकत असत.

मी इतर मुलांपेक्षा हुशार असल्याने माझे बहुतेक सगळे शिक्षक मला नेहमी म्हणत असत.... 

तू शाळेत का येतोस? ...तुला ह्याची गरज नाहिये...

वाह !!! काय ते सोनेरी दिवस होते ! 

अजूनही आठवतात मला !! 

याला म्हणतात positive thinking. 

*असा सन्मान कोणा कोणाच्या वाट्याला आलाय  

Dharavahikl Bhoot-Adbhut! (45)

 The new boy Ramu who rode the Buggy towards Haveli got scared, he started trembling for some time in the stable and then when everyone moved away from there he also came out of the haveli and ran away. During the torture of Shamu by whipping, Raja the horse raised up his front legs and continuously neighed loudly. This was making the whole scene very cruel. Raja loved Shamu very much because when Raja came Shamu was the complete caretaker and Buggy rider. Timely food water , bath and massage was given to him by Shamu regularly. Animals are very sensitive and they return unconditional love but here Shamu had given him love and care like a true friend. Raja was looking the whole scene how Chandan Singh cruelly whipped Shamu till his death and then burnt him and asked servants to scatter the ashes all over around the haveli. No one came that night to Raja, in fact all the servants were horrified by the cruel incident happened in front of them. No one could sleep. Late night everyone may fell asleep some time that very un fortunate this unpleasant and more unfortunate incident happened. ————-Continued ——-

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(44)

When Shamu fell down, Chandan Singh threw the whip and went inside. Kavita pushed her mother a little and came running to Shamu, she was shaking him but nothing happened, she put her hand at her nostrils and found he was not breathing. She screamed “Shamu ——all the servants around, came running to see whether Shamu was alive or dead , they found he was dead so they looked at Kamini Devi and with the hand gesture indicated that Shamu is no more. Kamini Devi went inside and then Chandan Singh came with her and he also checked, he then asked the cook the bring tin of ghee, and ask other servants to bring firewood and dung cakes. He at the same time poured all the things on Shamus’s body and threw a burnt matchstick on his body.The fire burnt into flames and within no time only ashes and some bones left there. Everyone was there, me too, Kavita was standing like a statue. Chandan Singh asked the servants to collect the ashes and scatter it all over outside the haveli. And clean the place. Throw Shamu’s all things. Everyone quickly started following his orders he went in. Kamini Devi followed him , she was pulling Kavita by holding hand. ————— Continued————

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(43)

After the festive delicious lunch all the curious members again came out to listen the further story. Mathuradas continued , “ That boy was Ramu One of the Buggy driver Kisna’s younger brother. He came to Raja and hugged him, Chandan Singh and his wife Kamini Devi sat inside the buggy and Ramu at the riders place. He very carefully and affectionately rode the buggy and without any talk all the four incluyRaja the horse reached Haveli. Ramu tied Raja to the stable gave him food and water. He came out and wanted to go but Chandan Singh asked me to take him with me to our quarter. I obeyed him. Both the husband and wife went in. It was the worst moment for me too. Exactly at the same time Shamu had a back hug to Kavita as they were playing hide and seek at that time. But seeing this scene Chandan Singh lost control he became furious, he didn’t allow neither Shamu to speak even a single word nor Kavita to explain. He just dragged him to the outer porch, brought the whip from the stable and started whipping Shamu, he was just screaming with pain, Kavita was tightly hold by her mother, she was crying and continuously requesting her father to stop this, she was also screaming and saying “ Stop stop don’t do it , Shamu is innocent but Chandan Singh didn’t stop till  Shamu fell down on the ground covered in blood. ——-Continued————-

Today’s tip!! Emotion , Immunity & Ethics !!

We are humans so we are blessed with the expression of emotions. Animals and birds also have emotions ,they can’t speak but at times we feel their emotions to their young ones. How long it’s effect is , might not be noticed by humans but if we think and watch deeply we can understand, Birds making their nests, laying eggs, protecting eggs sitting at one place for many days, males females do cooperation feeding one another or their babies then teaching them flying and then one day the babies fly away they don’t come back to the place, they might not recognise their parents.Cats Dogs, cows , Goats cocks and hens have different lives and lifetime. They are slaughtered might be in front of their young ones or siblings or parents, for humans they are just edibles, Now let’s think about humans. We are humans and we express all types of emotions, because we have emotions good bad, love, sympathy anger, etc. Psychoneuroimmunology says our emotions and immunity are interconnected. Our brain and emotions communicate directly through a two way street , the brain registers emotions,brain converts positive feelings into physical defence, positive emotions boosts up immunity but anger affects opposite.Now let’s talk about ethics, Ram went to Vanvaas for 14 years was following an ethics, Krishna gave Updesh of Geeta to Arjun to pick up the weapon and Kill them who ever in front of you at the battle field, they are enemies only , was ethics. Now a days most of the people follow their own ethics, they do what is good for them only without being emotional. 

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(42)

And after that lunch there was no other  program for night. Virendra Singh said, “ As it’s my late father’s birthday today and he disliked Alcohol throughout his life so I have decided to do that party any other day at any other occasion. Everyone showed their appreciation even if they were not happy with the decision. All guests came out and moved towards their Buggies. Chandan Singh saw his buggy was there but Shamu was not there. He looked here and there asked some of the Buggy drivers. No one could reply because Shamu always liked to stay aloof. Chandan Singh was very anxious, he asked those Buggy drivers , “ Is there anybody who can ride my Buggy and take me to my haveli. One driver’s younger brother, came forward and said “ I can ride you to your haveli as Raja is familiar to me, every time at every place where ever you were invited, I cuddled Raja and animals know love and care so I would definitely ride the Buggy and take you to your haveli safe and sound . “ Mrs. Kusum said, “ Come on , let’s have lunch first and then continue it.’All came out of the imagination of the story, but agreed to Vishakha’s mom. All girls helped serving delicious festive food . All of them enjoyed food no one talked a single word .”——- Continued ——-