Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(166)

But her eyes opened wide when the chair came down he was not there . She checked all the chairs of the swing but he was not in any one. Deepa said,” Let’s try this huge ride. “ Vishakha said , “ No it’s so scary. We can have the old wooden ride. ( Only four cradles used to be attached in it , and two or three persons can sit in one cradle. Everyone agreed for Vishakha’s suggestion and moved towards the wooden swing. All bought six tickets and occupied their cradles. The ride ( Mary go round ) started. It was not so high and not so scary but still some people were screaming while the cradle coming down. Vishakha’s mummy was one of them. Others were cheering happily. After about ten rounds they came down one after another. It was evening now. In villages people don’t want to move outside after it becomes dark. Raghav Chaudhary said “ Come on let’s catch the bus and go back home ,elders agreed but Vishakha and Deepa wanted to see the thrilling show , Bhoot Bangala” Parents couldn’t make them understand and agreed to them. ——- Continued —-

Marathi Fun !!

 काल अभियंता दिना निमित्त कविता संमेलन संपन्न झाले... त्याचा हा संक्षिप्त वृत्तात....

अभियंता दिन होता,

सभागृह छान सजलं होतं,

फलकावर मोठ्या अक्षरांत—

“अभियंता कविता संमेलन”

असं लिहिलं होतं!

माईक तपासला इलेक्ट्रिकलने,

स्टेज मोजलं सिव्हिलने,

प्रोजेक्टर जोडला इलेक्ट्रॉनिक्सने,

आणि कार्यक्रमाचं वेळापत्रक

मेकॅनिकलने काढलं—

Gantt Chart मध्ये!

अध्यक्ष म्हणाले,

“आज कविता ऐकायच्या आहेत,

तांत्रिक चर्चा नाही!”

सगळे हसले…

कारण समोर बसले होते

विविध शाखांचे अभियंते!

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🔧 यांत्रिकी अभियंता

यांत्रिकी अभियंता उठला,

खाकरला, माईक सरळ केला—

“माझं मन म्हणजे इंजिन,

तुझी आठवण म्हणजे इंधन,

तू जवळ आलीस की RPM वाढतं,

दूर गेलीस की

सगळं सिस्टम बंद पडतं!”

टाळ्यांचा कडकडाट झाला.

तो म्हणाला—

“प्रेमात friction नको,

थोडं lubrication हवं,

नात्याचं maintenance

वेळेवर केलं तर

breakdown टाळता येतं!”

मागून आवाज आला—

“सर, preventive maintenance की breakdown झाल्यावर?”

यांत्रिकी अभियंता म्हणाला—

“लग्न झालेल्यांना

हा प्रश्न विचारू नका!”

सभागृहात हशा.

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⚡ विद्युत अभियंता

आता विद्युत अभियंता उभा राहिला.

“तुझ्या नजरेत अशी voltage आहे,

की माझं हृदय high-tension होतं;

तू हसलीस की current वाहतो,

तू रागावलीस की

संपूर्ण circuit trip होतं!”

एकाने विचारलं—

“शॉर्ट सर्किट कधी होतं?”

तो म्हणाला—

“जेव्हा दोन हृदयं

जास्त जवळ येतात

आणि insulation कमी पडतं!”

पुन्हा टाळ्या!

तो शेवटी म्हणाला—

“तू माझ्या आयुष्यातली

तीच phase आहेस,

जिच्याशिवाय

माझं connection incomplete आहे!”

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🏗️ स्थापत्य अभियंता

सिव्हिल अभियंता माईकपाशी आला.

“तुझ्यासाठी बांधलं घर,

भक्कम पाया घातला,

स्वप्नांच्या विटा रचल्या,

आणि प्रेमाचा

RCC slab टाकला!”

सभागृहातल्या सगळ्या सिव्हिल अभियंत्यांनी

मान डोलावली.

तो पुढे म्हणाला—

“नातंही इमारतीसारखं असतं,

पाया विश्वासाचा,

भिंती समजुतीच्या,

आणि छप्पर प्रेमाचं…

पण घरातली गळती

कुठून सुरू झाली,

हे अजून structural audit मध्ये

सापडलेलं नाही!”

पुढच्या रांगेत बसलेल्या

त्याच्या पत्नीने

भुवया उंचावल्या.

सिव्हिल अभियंता लगेच म्हणाला—

“ही कविता काल्पनिक आहे!”

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💻 संगणक अभियंता

IT अभियंता लॅपटॉप घेऊन आला.

“तुझं नाव माझ्या

हृदयात save केलं,

पासवर्ड लावला,

backup घेतला,

cloud वर sync केलं…

पण तू विचारतेस—

‘माझ्यावर खरंच प्रेम आहे ना?’

मी म्हणतो—

‘हो! पण आधी

OTP सांग!’”

सभागृह दणाणून गेलं.

तो पुढे म्हणाला—

“तू माझ्या आयुष्याची

default setting आहेस,

तुला बदलण्याचा प्रयत्न केला,

तर system म्हणतं—

Access Denied!”

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📡 दूरसंचार अभियंता

तो माईकपाशी आला आणि म्हणाला—

“तुझा आवाज ऐकण्यासाठी

माझं मन नेहमी network शोधतं,

तुझ्या आठवणींचा signal

कधीच weak होत नाही.

तू दूर असलीस,

तरी connection कायम,

कारण आपल्या नात्याला

distance limit नाही!”

कोणी तरी मागून ओरडलं—

“सर, रोमिंग charges?”

तो म्हणाला—

“प्रेमात charges नसतात,

पण लग्नानंतर

monthly bill येतो!”

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🧪 रासायनिक अभियंता

केमिकल इंजिनिअर उठला.

“तू आणि मी

दोन वेगवेगळी तत्वं,

पण भेटलो आणि

reaction सुरू झाली.

तुझ्या हास्याचा catalyst,

माझ्या प्रेमाचा reactant,

आणि तयार झालं

एक नवीन compound—

आपलं नातं!”

एक रासायनिक अभियंता मागून म्हणाला—

“Reaction exothermic आहे की endothermic?”

तो म्हणाला—

“सुरुवातीला exothermic…

लग्नानंतर परिस्थितीनुसार

temperature बदलतो!”

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🌊 पर्यावरण अभियंता

“नात्याच्या प्रदूषणाला

नियंत्रण हवं,

अहंकाराचा कचरा

वेगळा करायला हवा.

रागाचं wastewater

शुद्ध करून,

विश्वासाचं पाणी

पुन्हा वापरायला हवं.

प्रेमाचा पर्यावरणीय समतोल

बिघडू नये म्हणून

दररोज थोडं

‘Sorry’ आणि ‘Thank You’

वापरायला हवं!”

सभागृहात

क्षणभर शांतता.

मग कुणीतरी म्हणालं—

“ही कविता नाही,

marriage sustainability plan आहे!”

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📐 इलेक्ट्रॉनिक्स अभियंता

“तुझ्या डोळ्यांचा sensor

माझ्या हालचाली detect करतो,

तुझ्या आवाजाचा signal

माझ्या हृदयात amplify होतो.

तू रागावलीस की

warning LED लागतो,

तू हसलीस की

सगळे indicators green!”

तो थांबला.

“आणि तू ‘काही नाही’ म्हणालीस की

माझ्या system ला कळतं—

major fault detected!”

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🛣️ वाहतूक अभियंता

“प्रेमाची वाट

सरळ नसते,

कधी traffic,

कधी signal,

कधी diversion…

पण योग्य दिशा असेल,

तर प्रवास सुंदर होतो.

तुझा हात हातात असेल,

तर आयुष्याच्या highway वर

कितीही potholes आले,

मी प्रवास सुरू ठेवेन!”

मागून आवाज—

“पण toll किती?”

“लग्न झाल्यावर

सगळे toll lifetime भरावे लागतात!”

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शेवटी सर्व अभियंते

एकत्र मंचावर आले.

अध्यक्ष म्हणाले—

“आज लक्षात आलं,

शाखा वेगवेगळ्या असल्या,

तरी अभियंत्यांच्या कविता

एकाच तत्त्वावर चालतात!”

सगळ्यांनी विचारलं—

“कुठल्या?”

अध्यक्ष हसले—

“समस्या कोणतीही असो,

आधी तिचं analysis,

मग design,

मग solution…

आणि solution काम करत नसेल,

तर blame दुसऱ्या विभागावर!”

सभागृह पुन्हा हास्याने दुमदुमलं.

आणि शेवटी सगळ्या अभियंत्यांनी एकमुखाने म्हटलं—

“यंत्रे आम्ही घडवतो,

पूल आम्ही बांधतो,

वीज आम्ही पोहोचवतो,

तंत्रज्ञान आम्ही उभं करतो…

पण आजच्या या कवितेतून

एक गोष्ट मात्र उमगली—

अभियांत्रिकी कितीही तांत्रिक असलं,

तरी मनाला भिडण्यासाठी

कधी कधी

सूत्रांपेक्षा

एक सुंदर कविता पुरेशी असते!”

अभियंता दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा!

*Late but thet*

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(165)

After approximately one hour the women & the girls completed their shopping till that time everyone was feeling hungry as it was lunch time . They returned back to the Food street and started searching good food. At one restaurant they saw the cook was roasting Baties on the coal stove , it’s a favourite food in almost all parts of India. It’s a Nicky mixed wheat flour Dow by mixing some oil and a pinch of salt and then getting it roasted , it is served with delicious Dal ( Pulses with butter ) and eaten together. It’s called Dal Bati. All were hungry and they ordered Dal - Bati for all. Everyone enjoyed the lunch and then came out. Vishakha was looking here and there , She couldn’t understand what she was searching. But when she looked at the Mary go round huge ride the electric ride which started just that year and was the biggest attraction for all people. She saw Shamu was sitting in that ride on the chair and wearing the protection belt in his waist. He was wearing different dress it was the cream colour safari . He was looking at Vishakha and smiling. Vishakha felt a special type of attraction for him and she smiled too. —— Continued ———-

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut! (164)

All the Viewers came out , they were talking about the laughter items and laughing again and again. After coming out all scattered in different ways . They were now crossing the market of the fair which was attracting all the girls and women . Deepa’s mummy and Vishakha’s mummy were stopped at a saree shop . Their husbands understood that now they will take at least one hour to select one saree. Ladies have habit to see all the Sarees before buying the one.And both the young girls reached to the artificial jewellery shop. Girls like different earrings , rings , ribbons, clips nail polish face creams powder etc.Vishakha was picking up the earrings and trying it just by putting near earlobes and looking in the mirror .She tried seven to eight earrings. When she was trying the last one she saw Shamu who was showing they were beautiful and suits her by gesture. When Vishakha saw in the mirror he was not visible there. She turned around he was smiling, and again in the mirror he was not there. ——— Continued ——

Laughter !!

 The English language is truly a masterpiece. It can put two completely opposite words together and somehow convince us they make perfect sense!

1. Found Missing

2. Open Secret

3. Small Crowd

4. Act Naturally

5. Clearly Misunderstood

6. Fully Empty

7. Pretty Ugly

8. Seriously Funny

9. Only Choice

10. Original Copies

11. Exact Estimate

12. Tragic Comedy

13. Foolish Wisdom

14. Liquid Gas

15. Working Holiday

And then came the modern classic:

✨ “Social Distancing”

But the undisputed champion of all English contradictions remains:

✨ “Happily Married” 

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(163)

A man wearing Joker’s dress and make up was standing at the gate of that tent in which the comedy show was going on. Then Joker was welcoming all the viewers who had bought the tickets , he also was calling and advertising all the other people to attract them. Deepa Vishakha and their parents entered inside. There were wooden benches inside. There was no numbering system and everyone was sitting wherever finding the seat. All these were try sitting on the same bench but bench was not for six members sitting comfortably and the benches in continuity were already full so Vishakha captured the bench ahead of the bench Deepa her parents and Vishakha’s parents were sitting. Just after she sat suddenly all the lights were turned off and it was dark. She couldn’t know who was sitting near her. The show started and when the first item started Vishakha looked in the lights coming from the stage who was sitting near her she saw OMG  he was Shamu he smiled, it was not like a Villain but she felt he was a good young boy. She forgot he does not exist. She again got busy in the comedy show. After the show all lights were turned on , Vishakha saw Shamu was not there on the seat —- Continued ——

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(162)

Vishakha again looked at him , he was looking at her and smiling. She couldn’t understand why she was looking at him again and again. But this was true that she couldn’t move away her sight from him. As if her eyes got stuck at that man. Now she looked at him minutely, first thing she felt was that he was not a big man he was just a young boy like Viraj — Oh! Suddenly she remembered Viraj , how smart he was and how short their friendship was. She shook her head and looked at front Shamu was vanished . She got surprised how he appears and how does he vanish. He exists or not. She started enjoying her breakfast, after finishing their breakfast the family paid the bill and moved towards the fair. Crowd was now increasing and suddenly Vishakha saw the funny show’s poster , last year also she enjoyed it with her friends This year only Deepa and her parents were with them.Vishakha insisted all to go and see the funny show . All agreed and Reagan Chaudhary bought the tickets for all and they moved towards the entrance gate. ———— Continued ——