Amazing !! Or Laughter !!

*Can we be Frank*...??

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just *Can we be Frank*...??

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cab driver says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cab Driver: "Frank Feldman. He was the perfect man!"

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cab Driver: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cab Driver: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right every single time.”

Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"

Cab Driver: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.

He would never argue with her even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.

He really was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "How did you meet him?"

Cab Driver: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife." going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cab driver says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cab Driver: "Frank Feldman. He was the perfect man!"

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cab Driver: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cab Driver: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right every single time.”

Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"

Cab Driver: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.

He would never argue with her even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.

He really was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "How did you meet him?"

Cab Driver: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(195)

 Again the rehearsal was on in both the schools and selected students were busy doing practice sometimes coming to school early and sometimes going back late from school. Vishakha was okay now and she was happily participating in the practices. She was the main heroine and doing dance and drama both in the function. Nothing strange happened with her. The evening arrived when they had to perform . All the villagers eagerly waited for the evening because they had been watching every year these cultural programs organised by girls school , Boys school and the hospital. There were no means of entertainment in the village. Though practices were separately being done in their own schools but they were here together in the green room the teachers were busy getting them ready in different dresses and make ups differently. The numbering was organised properly means performance of one item from Boys school and the next one was from girl’s school. The stage was quite big the curtain was closed, Seating arrangements for audience was quite good, it looked like the complete village was there . ——— Continued ——-

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut (194)

 Vishakha was fine within couple of days. She went to school with her friends and took interest in her studies. It looks like she was not the same, She herself didn’t do anything obvious but what was going on in her life was very strange for her parents. The important thing was that she herself was unaware of whatever happened to her right from the beginning. It was the cultural program organised by the hospital to promote family planning. Hospital always requested Boys school and Girls school to prepare nice programs and performers for that and Vishakha was ahead of all as she was the most beautiful talented and extrovert girl of the village and this time the most exiting thing was that Viraj’s come back because of his father’s Promotion back to  this village. He was shy and not a good actor but still because he was the most handsome and intelligent boy of the school, teachers insisted him to perform and doing hard work for his practice, he became the Prince in the drama , less dialogues and attractive existence.———— Continued——-

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoor-Adbhut!(193)

When Raghav Chaudhary reached home it was lunch time . Vishakha was sleeping. He went to complete some works regarding his farming works. When he came back and checked Vishakha’s fever it was quite high he and Kusum decided to take her again to the hospital to get checked, why medicines didn’t work. Both of them went to the hospital by Bheema’s taxi available that time. Bheema was waiting outside and Raghav Chaudhary and Kusum went to the Doctor’s chamber holding Vishakha. When they reached No other Patient was there. Doctor asked Vishakha to be seated on the stool near him . He placed the stethoscope on Vishakha’s heart to hear the heartbeat but no heartbeat was heard , he was surprised, he saw at Vishakha’s face she was smiling, seeing her smiling Doctor felt cold sweat on his face and whole body. He immediately removed the stethoscope and said continue the medication, she will be fine in a couple of days. He immediately left the chamber after handed them the prescription of medicines, Kusum brought Vishakha towards taxi and Raghav Chaudhary brought the medicines from the medicine counter.All of them then back home in Bheema’s taxi. Doctor who was recently transferred in this village next day went to the District place to get the Stethoscope checked. He was hearing everyone’s heart beat even his own but why he couldn’t hear Vishakha’s????———— Continued ———-

Dharavahik Upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(192)

When he was done and looked up his face was full of worry, anxiety he just looked up and prayed “ Oh GOD Please save the child. “ Raghav Chaudhary asked “ What happened Baba ? Why are you speaking such words. He hesitantly said , “ The stars at the time of her birth says that she has to face lots of troubles in her life. “ He didn’t speak anything but said ,” I am giving a Tabeej , tie this in her arm it will protect her. Ask her to read Hanuman Chalisa every morning after bath. And you people too worship Hanuman Ji , he will protect your daughter. He then went in and brought a copper Tabeej with black thread . “ Raghav Chaudhary put his hand in pocket but looking Aghori’s eyes again took out the hand. They then came back home. Aghori couldn’t speak the truth about Vishakha’s Janmkundali was showing the Painful life story,she has no long healthy and happy life. It shows her brilliance and sharp brain. Aghori thought only GOD can protect her from the unfortunate signs which are highlighted in her horoscope. Aghori was also upset, he had never seen such star clashes in that horoscope.He then lit the Diya and sat in front of his own temple and started praying with closed eyes. ——- Continued——

Today’s tip !! Marriages are good or bad !!

The topic is strange for everyone for me too because we ourselves are in the world as a result of marriage. Marriage is known an oldest institution of the human society. It made males and females disciplined and to made their relationship stamped by a social system. It became a real disciplined system for the generations before freedom of India and after freedom of India , we assume it first generation. It had a combined family culture. In such families, Grand parents, with their children and grandchildren living together with proper respect.As those days the source of income was either farming or small businesses which were run combined by father and all sons together. Expenses were done in disciplined manner, buying clothes or expenses in festivals. Father’s word was the last word regarding business or farming and inside home mother’s word  regarding household matters ,was last word to be obeyed by sons and daughter in laws . Then came the next generation, it was the time when India became free. Education was a part of many families.Not only sons , even educated daughters got the jobs and migrated to other places and established their own world, made their own families far from the disciplined families they came from.This culture became more advanced in next two generations now the talented children migrated to foreign countries, they have very slight connections with parents, they remember them sometimes only, if parents have spent every thing for them the situation is horrible for them because they have used their parents as ladders to climb up to their aims.Parents are always parents , they are not educated like you,they are not updated like you, but they did everything for you sacrificing all their desires ( If the money is little, either to educate children towards their ambition and of course your’s your ambition too ) but it is assumed that it was Parents duty and they had to fulfill that. And one more culture developed these days, not to marry, not to make family, live in relationships. It allows a person make or female, to do who he or she likes with no responsibility of children or family. Think about it —- Is it good or it is bad for society . 

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(191)

Raghav Chaudhary took Vishakha to the hospital and got the medicines prescribed by the Doctor .Vishakha  was not only facing fever but her behaviour was also different. She was not in the presence of mind . She was responding irrelevantly. Her Parents now very much worried about her. Raghav Chaudhary remembered that today he has to go to Aghori Baba , Raghav Chaudhary had kept Vishakha’s Janm Kundali in his bag very first day after coming back from Aghori Baba”s hut. He immediately went to Mathuradas , he was ready and Bheema was also ready as this was Preplanned . They immediately left for Nanhe’s village.Aghori Baba’s hut was at outer part of the village that we know.He was there at that time and was actually waiting for Raghav Chaudhary after wishing him took out the janmakundali ( Horoscope) from his bag and gave it to the Tantrik Aghori baba . Aghori baba closed his eyes touched the Janm kundali to his forehead. He then opened his eyes and started studying it . He had a plane paper fixed on a clipboard. He started counting something on his finger and started nothing them on the paper.He was doing this work with full concentration.———— Continued——-