Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(180)

 Girls reached to their school after three days holidays in continuation. Got busy in studies .In recess, all the friends came and sat under their favourite tamarind tree. All girls opened their lunch boxes and “Oh no “ Kamla and Vimla screamed together, the lunch boxes were empty, cleaned, there were no signs of any food there. Kamla said , “ Today my mummy cooked delicious Aaloo Paranthas , I love Aaloo Paranthas with pickles, Oh my GOD , I think May be Mummy forgot to pack lunch in the lunch box.” But what about me ? Vimla said , “ I packed my lunch in the lunchbox myself but it’s also invisible,Shamu might have eaten it .” As soon as Vimla finished speaking she herself startled what she had said, other three girls also scared, they covered their lunch boxes got up and ran towards their classroom. All were hungry so they shared lunch and till that time the bell rang, recess was over. Teacher entered in the classroom and all of them concentrated towards the studies. These four periods passed smoothly and girls had forgotten the morning accident and vanishing of lunch from two lunch boxes. Dismissal bell rang and the atmosphere became noisy as all the students were coming out of the classrooms.——— Continued ——

Amazing !!

 Once, 4 students of I.I.T., Mumbai were playing cards till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

  In the morning they thought of a plan.

They made themselves look dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

  The Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

  On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a _Special Condition Test_, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of only 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks

  The questions were :

Q.1. Which tyre burst ? (50 MARKS)

              

a) Front Left  

      b) Front Right

      c) Back Left         

      d) Back Right

Q.2.  Who sat where in the car ?  (50 MARKS)

                              a) Front Left   : _______

b) Front Right : _________

c) Back Left    : _________     

d) Back Right  : _________

Note: Marks will be awarded only if all the 4 answered both the questions exactly with the same response.

True story from I.I.T. Bombay Batch of 1992

गुरु गुरु ही रहेगा 

Never Underestimate Your Teachers.

Dharawahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut! (179)

Next morning was normal. Vishakha got ready for school, Kusum gave her breakfast and to Raghav Chaudhary too. Both had taken their lunch boxes and moved towards their destinations. Vishakha’s all friends joined her and they were  as usual walking and chatting together. Group of boys were also on the same way as we all know both the schools were close to each other. Two boys were looking at Vishakha, One said , “ I received a letter from Viraj ? Oh ! Really? The second one said “ Ya “ “ he is missing me so much “ Both were on bicycles and so moved ahead very fast. Vishakha felt shy , she saw her friends were also looking at her. When they were just some meters away from their school they saw crowd was gathered in front of boys school All the girls who were walking ahead saying “ I witnessed the accident a scooter rider learning to drive dashed to them,it was so bad but luckily their bikes have completely got crushed and they are saved only sustained minor injuries and a few scratches. Manjula and Deepa ran a bit ahead just to have a look ,” Those two boys who were talking about Viraj “ all the girls looked at each other “ Oh My GOD ! Kamla murmured “ Was it Shamu ?—- Continued ———

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(178)

All the girls entered in Vishakha’s room and then continuously noises and loud sound if laughter was heard . Kusum felt relaxed. She cooked nice snacks for all the girls and Vishakha also was laughing and doing pranks as a part of the group. They spent a good time and then departed with the reminder promise of tomorrow’s school. After their departure Vishakha seriously thought about school. She took out her books and notebooks. She checked them if the homework was done or not. As we know Vishakha was a very intelligent student and always stood first in the class. She got busy for two hours in studies and then slept. At night when Raghav Chaudhary came back home Kusum told him about the whole day’s girls hubbub, she said that everything was ok after friends departure Vishakha studied for two hours, did her homework and Vishakha is sleeping now. Listening this Raghav Chaudhary felt relaxed, both of them had have dinner and went to sleep. The night was silent nothing disturbing thing happened. ——— Continued —-

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(177)

Raghav Chaudhary and Kusum Devi spent the remaining time talking about the incidents and the history narrated by Mathuradas . Now Raghav Chaudhary also witnessed the reality of the rumours and realised that there was a hard truth behind all those rumours. Late night hardly had they closed their eyes when Pinku Parrot started squawking continuously, both of them ran towards Vishakha’s bedroom. They turned on the light . Pinku’s cage was lying on the side, Vishakha was sitting and just watching something. Both of them at first called her “ Vishakha Vishakha — then they shook her hard . She said “ What what — as if  came back from another world. They didn’t say anything and asked her to sleep. They took Pinku’s cage in their bedroom. They spent the whole night changing sides. It was good that next day was Sunday and Vishakha needs not to go to school. In the morning Raghav Chaudhary went to his lands for work. Kusum was trying to concentrate on house hold works . Vishakha woke up and was normal, She even couldn’t remember what incidents had happened after Someshvar fair. Kusum didn’t try to ask anything about that. At noon her all friends came there Kusum asked them also not to talk anything about the after fair incidents. They agreed. ———— Continued ——

Laughter! ( Marathi )

 *"थोडं हसूयात"*

*Mobile चे ringtone सुद्धा*

*जबाबदारीने ठेवावे लागतात*

*तसेच नको त्या ठिकाणी*

 *ते वाजू नयेत*

*याची काळजी घ्यावी लागते...*

*परवा एका प्रेतयात्रेला गेलो होतो, तिथे एकाचा फोन वाजला*

*अकेले अकेले कहां जा रहे हो*

*हमे साथ लेलो*

 *जहाँ जा रहे हो l*

*कंस, व्यास आणि कर्ण*

*हे तिघेजण महाभारतातून*

*भूमितीत गेले की,*

*भूमितीतून महाभारतात आले.* 

...*हे माहित नाही, पण*

*एक मात्र खरं की*

*भूमितीतले मार्क कळले*

*की घरी महाभारत घडायचं.*

 *माझी बायको*

*हॉस्पिटलमध्ये आहे*

*असे सांगून एकजण*

*गेले ३ महिने माझ्याकडून पैसे घेतोय.*

*काय आजार आहे म्हणुन,*

*काल हॉस्पिटलला गेलो*

*तर समजले,*

*त्याची बायको "नर्स"  आहे.*

*रोज "अडानी"च्या*

*वाढत्या मालमत्तेच्या बातम्या बघून बघुन आई मला म्हणाली...*

*बघ जरा नालायका*

 *अडाणी असून पैसे कमवतोय,*

*तुझा तर एवढे शिकुन पण*

*काही उपयोग नाही...मुडद्या...!*

 मित्र - *अरे! किती वेळ फोन करतोय*

*फोन का उचलत नाहीस?*

मी : ( *हलक्या आवाजात*)  *लेक्चरमध्ये आहे*

मित्र - *कुठे आहे लेक्चर?*

*विषय काय आहे?*

मी - *लेक्चर घरीच आहे* *मीच विषय आहे

एक गर्विष्ठ शास्त्रज्ञ - *तुम्ही मला देव दाखवा*

पुणेकर - *तुम्ही मला ऑक्सिजन दाखवा*

*शास्त्रज्ञ - थोडा वेळ श्वास रोखून धरा म्हणजे तुम्हाला ऑक्सिजन काय आहे ते कळेल*

पुणेकर - *तुम्ही थोडा जास्त वेळ श्वास रोखून धरा म्हणजे तुम्हाला देव दिसेल.*

*कॉलेज मध्ये एक सुंदर मुलगी*

*एका तरुणाकडे आली*

 *आणि म्हणाली*

*"Hi I'm Anushka,*

*1st Year Arts, & you!!"*

*युवक (गर्वाने) "मी माझ्या मुलाची फीस भरायला आलोय"*

*Moral....*

नेहमी *फक्त आईच संतूर मॉम नसते बाप पण उरलेला* साबण वापरतो।

*पितळीच्या वाटीला*

 *कितीही घासा*

*ती सोन्याची होत नाही.*

*हे वाक्य कुणीतरी*

*ब्युटी पार्लरच्या बोर्डाखाली लिहून पळून गेलं राव!*

*गणिताचे शिक्षक स्टाफरूममधे रिकाम्या डब्यात चपाती बुडवून खात होते...*

*मराठीचे शिक्षक म्हणाले सर डब्यात तर काहीच नाही...*

*गणिताचे शिक्षक : आम्ही भाजीला 'एक्स'  मानल आहे..!*

*सासू (सुनेला) : अगं उठ, तो बघ सूर्य पण उठला.*

*सून : तेवढंच दिसतं तुम्हाला ! तो माझ्या आधी झोपतो ते नाही दिसत...*

*बायको - अहो ऐकता का ???.... पाटलांच्या मुलीला गणितात १०० पैकी ९९ मार्क्स मिळाले.*

नवरा - वाह... मग एक मार्क कुठे गेला???*

*बायको - आपला कार्टा घेऊन आलाय!*

*यजमान : आम्ही दार्जीलिंगचा चहा वापरतो*

*पुणेकर : वा , तरीच छान थंड होता. . .*

Dharavahik upanyas Bhoot-Adbhut!(176)

Both the men reached upstairs . Mathuradas also reached there when Bheema told him the details. Vishakha was still not in completely presence of mind. She was responding irrelevant to the questions asked by her mummy and friends too. In between the talks she was murmuring Shamu too . Her parents didn’t want the news spread all over the village. This was a very bad thing for a girl living whole night out of her home. Kusum Devi wanted her to sleep so that she can forget what hadp happened to her. So she first asked her to go and sleep in her bedroom then she offered tea to all the people gathered there and requested them not to spread this incident because mouth to mouth spread news loses its originality and becomes a vulgar meaningless entertainment for people. All the mothers and fathers promised them for that and they actually kept their promise. They were also daughters parents and their daughters were also once or twice saw Shamu and actually this was not a matter of Boyfriend or girlfriend type of thing but a ghost and its targets matter. After their going, Raghav Chaudhary and Kusum saw that Vishakha was sleeping a deep sleep on her bed holding the cage of Pinku her parrot . ———— Continued—-