मेरे बारे में---Nirupama Sinha { M,A.{Psychology}B.Ed.,Very fond of writing and sharing my thoughts

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I love writing,and want people to read me ! I some times share good posts for readers.

गुरुवार, 14 अक्टूबर 2021

FUN TIME !!

 Fun Time !! 


Q: What do you call dental X-rays?
A: Tooth pics

Q: What do you call a group of babies?
A: An infantry.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
A: He pastaway.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose. 

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dinosnore.

Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He went dataway.

Q: How does NASA organize a party?
A: They planet.

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: Same middle name.

Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A: Between you and me, something smells.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.

Q: What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
A: An investigator

Q: Are mountains just funny? 
A: No.
They are hillareas.

Q: why didn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
A: It was two tired.

Q: What did the window feel when it was hit by a stone?
A: It felt the pane

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