*Wonderful facts of the life!*
*If a cat crosses the road it is said to be bad omen. But most accidents take place when dogs cross the road!*
*Irony of life. People who eat fish want even the dead fish to be fresh!*
*When you order for food with the waiter in a 5 Star and wait for your food....you really wonder who the _waiter_ is!*
*When you learn to walk they won't let you fall. But after you learn to walk they wait for you to fall or they will trip you!*
*There are two kinds of agarbattis:-*
*One for the Gods 2nd for the mosquitoes. Neither God comes nor mosquitoes go away...!*
*Maximum lies are told in a court after oath (with Bhagwad Gita, Quran or Bible). And maximum truth is told in a bar after 2 or 3 drinks!*
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