*BANGALORE JOKES*
If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer.
While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one !
In India we drive on the left of the road.
In Bangalore, you drive on what is left of the road !
Q: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bengaluru?
A: Follow the traffic rules !
A guy is hunting for a house in Bengaluru.
Meets an old lady who is a potential landlord.
Conversation goes thus :
Old lady : "Where do you work, son?"
Guy : "I work in Infosys."
Old lady : "Oh, that bus company !
Sorry, we rent only to good IT people !"
*In case you don't know - Infosys operates more buses than BMTC in Bangaluru !*
Bengaluru, where PG (Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second.
When someone says it's raining in Bengaluru, be sure to ask them which area, which lane and which road!
If a Bengalurean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because :
The others conclude that he has spotted a
policeman that they themselves have not!
Bengaluru is the only city where distance is measured in units of time.
Rickshaw driver, grocery seller, common shop keeper, etc everyone other than an IT Person, *think that you earn atleast 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector*.
Out of every 100 software engineers in Bengaluru,
90 are utterly frustrated !
Bus drivers use horns instead of brakes !
I quote : Bengaluru:
The City where more people know Java than Kannada !
Universal answer in Bengaluru is
"Adjust maadi!"
And this one is fantabulous.....
*Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other.*
Seeing this, BESCOM has decided to have a tagline called
*"Connecting people by disconnecting power"!*
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