A man got a flat tyre right in front of a Mental Hospital. He struggles to park his car on the side of the road.
He opens his car hood, gets a jack, spare wheel, wheel spanner, and unscrews the wheel with flat tyre. Unfortunately, all the four nuts roll and fall into the sewer drain. The manhole cover cannot be opened; the nuts disappeared in the drain.
The man looks desperately left and right and sits down discouraged on the sidewalk.
A patient of the hospital, who had observed the entire scene from the beginning through the fence of the facility shouted at him:
“Hey, you idiot! What are you doing here?”
He replies:
“Don't ask questions, my friend. I got a flat tyre, and while changing the wheel, all four nuts fell into the drain.”
The patient retorts: “You're making things complicated for yourself! Just take a nut from each of the other wheels, and then you’ll have three per wheel. That'll hold until the next petrol pump or tyre repairing station!”
The man does as he is told and shouts to the patient: “And what are you doing in this mental hospital?”
The answer from the patient is legendary...
"We are here for madness, my friend, not for stupidity!”
*Madness* is one thing._
_*Stupidity* is another...!!!
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