A Student who got 0% Marks in Delhi Govt school, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct....!!
Read his answers and have a blast....!!!
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die...??
Ans. - In his Last Battle....!!
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page....!!
Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans. - Marriage..!!!
Q.4 - Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans. - Liquid State....!!
Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday.....!!!
Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!!
Q.7 - India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???
Awesome Reply By Student :- " *Daaru K Glass Me...!!!"*
Q. 8 - Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???
Answer : Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, *"No man can be punished twice for same offence...!!!"*
Laugh loudly and share with your friends even if seen before.....!!
Three Robbers entered a house. They said to the lady, we don't want to spoil the order of your house and we don't want to harm you, so we are sitting here on the sofa, bring whatever cash and jewelry you have here.
The lady brought cash and jewellery. The leader of the robbers said, "Where is the diamond ring that your husband gave as a gift on your wedding anniversary?"
She kept silent and brought the ring and gave it to them.
Bring the watch that your sister sent from Dubai. She had tears in her eyes while handing over the gift given by her sister.
Now we will drink instant coffee of "Nescafé" with your permission.
After drinking coffee, the head of the Robbers said, "Now bring the leftover pineapple cake from yesterday."
LWhen all the goods had been taken by the Robbers, the woman hesitated and said, *"You guys are very professional and ethical robbers. How did you know about the things inside our house?"*
*The leader of the Robbers fixed the mask on his face and said, Madam, we are your "Facebook friends".*
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