Dharavahik upanyas! Bhooo-Adbhut!(10)

 All the girls were feeling sleepy due to whole day’s hectic activities, the bullock carts movement on unconstructed road also made them sleepy and all slept. In the midnight Vishakha opened her eyes and looked around she saw it was a palace like big bedroom and a big round bed on which she and her four friends were sleeping. The bed and bedspread pillows are silky and smooth a special scented air was around there. On the table water was kept in a silver jug and some glasses were kept, some fruits were also kept in a tray fresh and good. All her friends were sleeping carelessly. Vishakha thought that their parents had sent them with her because they trusted her and her parents. She thought mummy papa will be worrying about her but just now she can’t do anything it’s dark outside let’s sun rise and then she will go out with her friends and find the way back to home. But she can’t sleep now. She thought about the dark man , who was he and where he has gone? Why did he give lift to them and why did he bring them here ? He said he will take them to the village ? Is it Chandan Singh’s haveli ? Her great grandfather’s haveli ? Everyone is forbidden to come here because —- her body shook like a leaf . ——— Continued ——

Dharavahik upanyas! Bhoot-Adbhut!(9)

 All the people from different villages were going by their buses and the shop keepers, ride owners, funny show organisers also were preparing to sleep or going back home if they have had bicycles or bullock carts. These five girls now came into senses their last bus already had gone and they were left there at the fair. They were feeling  scared but they couldn’t ask any help from the people remained there. As they were always taught that never trust to unknown person. So Vishakha said ,” Let’s hide ourselves, and we should start walking it’s not too far, we can reach home. “ Deepa was agreed but Kamla Manjula and Vimla opposed as they thought it’s not correct way to go back home also they had have strong feeling of risk and it’s bad consequences. But at last Vishakha and Deepa got success to convince them and they start walking slowly hiding themselves from the only one bullock cart going on that way. They thought they had hidden themselves but no the bullock cart rider was watching them. He was a tall dark Muscle man and no one was in his bullock cart. After ten minutes of walking the bullock cart stopped and the rider got down and suddenly came in front of the girls. He was so dark that he was hardly visible in that night’s darkness. He politely said, “ Come on I can take you to your home , it’s a long way and you can’t go walking there. “ He was wearing an old fashioned dhoti kurta that was too of dark colour. He again insisted and Vishakha agreed the four girls also nodded their heads and they climbed up in the bullock cart , it was looking new, and new carpet was there inside the cart to sit. All the girls comfortably occupied the space and the Rider asked “ Shall we move ahead now ? “ Yes Yes all the girls replied together. ———— Continued ——

Laughter !!

 Some positive thoughts—

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

(This is called "Positive Thinking" 

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 

A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

(This is self confidence in its peak 

A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 

Son : Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day?

Father : Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we Start working for the government again from 1st April ...... 

Best answer ever

"Wife ask - why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side?

"Husband reply - According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are on left side".....

Happy New Financial Year!!!! 

Dharm & Darshan !! Jai Hanuman !!

 हनुमान जी महाराज की अद्भुत कृपा 

सन् 1974-75 की बात हैः जयपुर के पास हनुमान जी का मंदिर है जहाँ हर साल मेला लगता है और मेले में जयपुर के आस-पास के देहातों से भी बहुत लोग आते हैं। वहाँ मेले में हलवाई आदि की दुकानें भी होती हैं।

एक लोभी हलवाई के पास एक साधु बाबा आये। उन्होंने हलवाई के हाथ में चवन्नी रखी और कहाः "पाव भर पेड़े दे दे।"

हलवाईः "महाराज ! चार आने में पाव भर पेड़े कैसे मिलेंगे ? पाव भर पेड़े बारह आने के मिलेंगे, चार आने में नहीं।"

साधुः "हमारे राम के पास तो चवन्नी ही है। भगवान तुम्हारा भला करेगा, दे दे पाव भर पेड़े।"

हलवाईः "महाराज ! मुफ्त का माल खाना चाहते हो ? बड़े आये हो.. पेड़े खाने का शौक लगा है ?"

साधु महाराज ने दो-तीन बार कहा किन्तु हलवाई न माना और उस चवन्नी को भी एक गड्डे में फेंक दिया।

साधु महाराज बोलेः "पेड़े नहीं देते हो तो मत दो लेकिन चवन्नी तो वापस दो।"

हलवाईः "चवन्नी पड़ी है गड्डे में। जाओ, तुम भी गड्डे में जाओ।"

साधु ने सोचाः "अब तो हद हो गयी !"

फिर कहाः "तो क्या पेड़े भी नहीं दोगे और पैसे भी नहीं दोगे ?"

"नहीं दूँगा। तुम्हारे बाप का माल है क्या ?"

साधु तो यह सुनकर एक शिला पर जाकर बैठ गये। संकल्प में परिस्थितियों को बदलने की शक्ति होती है। जहाँ शुभ संकल्प होता है वहाँ कुदरत में चमत्कार भी घटने लगते हैं।

रात्रि का समय होने लगा तो दुकानदार ने अपना गल्ला गिना। चार सौ नब्बे रूपये थे, उन्हें थैली में बाँधा और पाँच सौ पूरे करने की ताक में ग्राहकों को पटाने लगा।

इतने में कहीं से चार तगड़े बंदर आ गये। एक बंदर ने उठायी चार सौ नब्बे वाली थैली और पेड़ पर चढ़ गया दूसरे बंदर ने थाल झपट लिया।

तीसरे बंदर ने कुछ पेड़े ले जाकर शिला पर बैठे हुए साधु की गोद में रख दिये और चौथा बंदर इधर से उधर कूदता हुआ शोर मचाने लगा।

यह देखकर दुकानदार के कंठ में प्राण आ गये। उसने कई उपाय किये कि बंदर पैसे की थैली गिरा दे। जलेबी-पकौड़े आदि का प्रलोभन दिखाया किन्तु वह बंदर भी साधारण बंदर नहीं था। उसने थैली नहीं छोड़ी तो नहीं छोड़ी।

आखिर किसी ने कहा कि जिस साधु का अपमान किया था उसी के पैर पकड़ो। हलवाई गया और पैरों में गिरता हुआ बोलाः "महाराज ! गलती हो गयी

संत तो दयालु होते हैं।"

साधुः "गलती हो गयी है तो अपने बाप से माफी ले। जो सबका माई-बाप है उससे माफी ले। मैं क्या जानूँ ?

जिसने भेजा है बंदरों को उन्हीं से माफी माँग।"

हलवाई ने जो बचे हुए पेड़े थे वे लिए और गया हनुमान जी के मंदिर में। भोग लगाकर प्रार्थना करने लगाः "जै जै हनुमान गोसाईं.... मेरी रक्षा करो..

कुछ पेड़े प्रसाद करके बाँट दिये और पाव भर पेड़े लाकर उन साधु महाराज के चरणों में रखे।

साधुः "हमारी चवन्नी कहाँ है ?"

"गड्डे में गिरी है।"

साधुः "मुझे बोलता था कि गड्डे में गिर। अब तू ही गड्डे में गिर और चवन्नी लाकर मुझे दे।"हलवाई ने गड्डे में से चवन्नी ढूँढकर, धोकर चरणों में रखी।

साधु ने हनुमान जी से प्रार्थना करते हुए कहाः "प्रभु ! यह आपका ही बालक है। दया करो।"

देखते-देखते बंदर ने रूपयों की थैली हलवाई के सामने फेंकी। लोगों ने पैसे इकट्ठे करके हलवाई को थमाये।

बंदर कहाँ से आये, कहाँ गये ? यह पता न चल सका।

इसलिए मित्रों! किसी ने ठीक ही कहा है - भला किसी का कर न सको तो बुरा किसी का मत करना!!

जय श्री राम 

जय हनुमान जी महाराज 🙏🚩🚩🙏

Dharavahik upanyas !! Bhoot-Adbhut!(8)

It was a very funny show , all of them enjoyed it a lot. When they came out felt hungry so they moved towards chat chaupati , there was no difference of opinion in this. Hot and spicy chat was everyone’s favourite and they enjoyed it a lot. Now after paying here they went to enjoy merry go round, here they need to pay first and then sit in their open wooden boxes. It was not a machinery ride but the organiser him self was moving them up and down. Whenever the box was going up the girls sitting in that box started screaming while the box comes down. Though it was so simple and in front of today’s complicated rides it was nothing but those days it was also scary. When the wheel stopped all got down one by one and they went towards the lots of small shops of colourful clothes and imitation jewellery ,ribbons and clips all were now on different shops buying things of their own choice and bargaining with the shop keeper. Time was passing fast the bus which was going back to Rajpur was ready and the conductor was shouting “ Rajpur Rajpur “ last bus for Rajpur , The  fair was glittering with the petromax lights . The girls were still busy doing this and that buying this and that and the bus driver’s horn and conductor’s whistle too couldn’t warn them , bus moved slowly and then picked up the speed. —————Continued —-

Dharavahik upanyas!Bhoot-Adbhut(7)

We can’t say they were not aware that a gang of boys of boys school was also in the bus.I don’t know this is right or wrong that teenagers should be guided in this matter, but of course I know they should be guided properly as a counsellor does. First, Mothers should be friends to their daughters so that they could share everything with mothers and then this guidance affects perfectly because of the consequences also described by mothers as a friend. But unfortunately this is not happened with any generation because of the generation gap.Anyways, the bus reached on time to their destination, the Someshvar fair. It was spread in about two kilometres of area. All the passengers got down and girls felt themselves like free butterflies. So happy that the happiness was Overflowing. What to do first , what to buy first , What to eat first  or enjoy which ride first this was the main topic of discussion among them and they couldn’t know boys were still following them. Anyhow the girls could agreed at a point and they moved towards the funny show which was. Being displayed there. They bought the tickets and the boys too .———- Continued ———-

Dharavahik upanyas !! Bhoot Adbhut !! (6)

 Got up early by alarm clock no , there was one more way to wake up early which was used by teenagers those days. A perfect way with perfect results. Today also anyone can try it. By making a fist of your right hand and hit five times on your pillow at the time you are going to sleep and it is my guarantee you will wake up exactly at five. After waking up you see the clock and will find Oh Yes it’s five in the morning. Anyways, all of them got ready wearing their best dresses and accessories too. Took their bags and moved out saying bye to their mothers without listening what mothers were warning— it was most common those days—- mothers were extra worried about their daughters and usually warn them what to do what not to do and stay away from boys and don’t trust unknown people. All of them reached to the bus stop one after another , they didn’t need to wait for long time and soon the bus arrived . They climbed up but couldn’t found the seat. It was not a very long journey so they didn’t worry and got busy chatting with each other. ———— Continued ——-/