Brevity is the Soul of Wit.
Enjoy these two-liners with some genuine observations:
The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers!
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry?
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive!
One nice thing about egoists:
They don't talk about other people!
Brilliant Puns:
1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.
2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
3. A man running in front of a car gets tyred; And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.
4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
6. A lion will not cheat his wife, but a Tiger wood!
7. Toilets are a great place to think. No wonder they are called "Sochalayas"...
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