1. School is a place where parents pay and children play .
2.Life insurance is a contract which keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich
3. Nurse is a person who wakes you up to give sleeping pills
4.Marriage is an agreement in which a man losses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master’s.
5. Tears , that hydronic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
6. The confusion of one man multiplied by many is conference.
7.Conference room is the place where everyone speaks no one listens and everybody disagrees later on.
8. Father is a banker who is provided by nature.
9. Boss is someone who reaches early when you are late and reaches late when you are early .
10. A politician is someone who shakes your hand before election and your confidence after.
11. Hospital is an institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills
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