*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you
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*Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
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*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own.
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*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Student*: By staying at home.
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*English Grammar class.*
Teacher: What's the difference between *"He cleans the plate"* and *"the plate is cleaned by him."*
Student: In first sentence *'HE' is not married,* but in second sentence *'He' is married....*
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.Teacher asks a student -
“ Please Translate the following sentence in Hindi.”
"There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya."
Student translates in Hindi-
“ Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi”
The ultimate & the most encouraging
logic in English Grammar:-
This is Killer..
Sunil Gavaskar recently went on an Australia tour where he was invited for the screening of an Australian movie named "Gavaskar"
He was overjoyed, humbly accepted the invitation and went for the screening.
After sitting through the full movie, he realized it was nowhere related to Sunil Gavaskar or even to the game of Cricket!
Out of fury, he questioned the director "Are you out of your mind? Why did you name this movie Gavaskar, and made no mention of me or Cricket in the whole movie?"
The director replied - "So Mr. Gavaskar, now you know, how we Australians felt when you Indians made a movie named BORDER and there was no mention of Alan Border and cricket in it???"
Gavaskar fainted...!
‘If more than one mouse is mice,
then more than one Spouse is Spice.’
Keep Smiling ...
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