मेरे बारे में---Nirupama Sinha { M,A.{Psychology}B.Ed.,Very fond of writing and sharing my thoughts

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I love writing,and want people to read me ! I some times share good posts for readers.

रविवार, 9 जून 2019

Laughter !!{7}

A few interesting
*GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE* :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
– Socrates

Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.
– Mike Tyson

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs 📄with me.
– Bill Clinton

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. It helps a lot. Only, she goes Tuesdays, and I go Fridays.”
– George W. Bush

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
– Rudy Giuliani

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
– Michael Jordan

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
– Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once..
– Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
– David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
– Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– Barack Obama

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.


And the best one …

“Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer”

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