1 Lady:If I give you chapatiies I think it will be o.k.?
Beggar “Yes If your neighbour will give daal sabji
2 Lady”No! my child we must not pick up any thing from shop without asking
Child”But you ate the peanuts without asking
3Man”This town is looking very neat and clean
Boy”Because the Minister has just gone from here.
4Ramesh”Why didn’t you eat food in my home yesterday
Suresh”I did not want to eat tasteless food.
5 Artist”You will cry when you see my acting today.
Second Artist”I have been crying since a long time seeing your acting.
6Officer”I will not listen to you today.”
Subordinate “Sir I am here not to say any thing but to listen you
7Officer”What is this Why do you sit bending your head down
Subordinate”My glasses start falling down while I see up
8Ajay “Why are you laughing uselessly?
Vijay”I want to see how much time you can see be laughing.
9 Singer”If I start living here,Would you have any problem?
Man”Yes I have,because my all tenants will leave my house
10 Inspector”So many things in your house,you have definitely you have stolen them.
Man”No I collected them asking others,Stolen things are not so bad
11 Friend”How have you spent your vacations?
Other Friend”In recollecting money from the friends like you.
12Tourist”the Plates,bowls and glasses are quite heavy here.
Waiter “Yes,so that nobody could steal them easily.
13 Captain” you have had gun then why have you come back
Soldier”Because the another soldier of the enemy has had a machine gun
14Doctor”Inform me when the Patient get conscious
Compounder “The Patient will come running to you before that,he had won a medal in running.
1 Poet”Not only birds andanimals but after listening my poems Trees Bushes and Vines also keep silent”
One from the audience”Then you Please go to them and recite your poems”
2Rickshaw puller”Sir ! its too hot,I will take fifteen rupees up to station”
Passenger”Drink a glass of cold water then you will feel cool,and then take me to the station,I will give only 2 Rupees”
3Teacher”Why have you written so big letters?”
Sohan”Because yesterday you were saying that you need to get your glasses repaired”
4 Kamal”Many times intelligent people also get confused”
Vimal”You are right! This is the only reason you have got more marks than me in Maths.”
5 A Boaster” Why do you take risks,You will feel bad if any thing goes wrong”
Second Boaster”I am not a fool,I take only those things which I get free”
6 A Man”I don’t want to fight with you as it is Sunday”
Second Man”Don’t worry.My clinic is open 24-7
7 Inspector “When the pick pocketer was picking up money from your pocket,why didn’t you catch him?
Witness”How could I ? because my both hands were in my pockets as I got scared of pick pocketing my money too”
8Mother”The cat has eaten whole butter.”
Son”may be,because I have come late today
9 One Friend”Your dog is sitting silent today.”
Second Friend”Because no guest has come up till now.”
10 Teacher”Why do you come to school?
Sohan”Because I want to save my self from mummy’s scolding.
11 One girl”I am Surprised you are ready to come to the restaurant .”
Second girl”Yes because I have seen your purse.”
12 Ajay”I can’t be fail till you are with me”
Vijay”May be this time because,we are sitting in different rooms this time.”
1 Vijay “ You can’t even catch a rat and you talk about catching Lions”
Ajay”If I catch rats what would you catch?
2 Patient”Why do you want another operation of my brain?
Doctor”Because I didn’t find brain there.”
3 Mohan”If I call you intelligent ,would you call me intelligent too.”
Sohan”You may call me intelligent for one hundred times,but I can not call you intelligent.
4Waiter”You will get food like home here,What should I bring for you?
Passenger “Then just leave it,I will go home and eat.”
5A Friend”Hearing my music Lights turn on,but for that Practice for hours is necessary.”
Second Friend”I’l just lit the lamp with match stic,there is no need to do practice”
6 Officer”If you’d have done labour like me ,where’d you been?Can you imagine ?
“Yes Sir! On your Seat.”
1.Landlord”I would throw all your things out of the house if you don’t give my rent in seven days.
Tenant”But I have already taken out my things,only your things are remaining.
2 Ticket Checker”No one without ticket can go till I am here.
Passenger”O.K.then tell me till what time you are here?
3 Ganesh”Why are you telling excuses just after coming here?
Suresh”So that you can’t tell excuses,and then I will have to do all your works.
4 Shopkeeper “We need a man who can sell our things as soon as possible.”
Man”Not only the things I can sell your shop too”
5.One friend”You can’t betray me today.”
Second Friend”Have you already got betrayed ?”
6 Ramesh”Today Suman called me mad.”
Dinesh”I don’t know why he called you mad so late?
7One Neighbour”You have got your own bicycly then why are you asking mine?
Second Neighbour,” Because today I am going through very rough roads.
1 Landlord “I think you have not cleaned the house since last week.”
Tenant “But I have come here yesterday only.”
2 Daddy”All works should be done on time”
Son”Then I must make you remember that you don’t give me my pocket money on time so my all works get disturbed “
3 Sanjay”I don’t break friendship”
Ajay”Yes,because boys live you them selves.”
4 Suresh”When you lost your money somewhere else,why are you searching here?
Naresh”Because you are here.
5 A mam”Power supply is not timely,but the electricity bill reaches on time”
Officer”Yes,because the people work in post office are very sincere,they don’t postpone their work.”
1 Ramu”Speak something,why are you so silent,and looking at my face.
Shyamu”I am waiting you to stop,and I am not looking at your face,I am looking at your Pocket.
2 Teacher”Yesterday you had told a false reason and went home,What is your intention today.
Suresh”I will speak the truth and go home.
3 One neighbour”Why have you kept a cat as pet?
Second neighbour”I did not want,but the rats of your house forced me to do it.”
4 Poet”Shall I recite only one poem and sit down?
“No Problem please.
5 Ajay”I made confused the gardener and ran away.
Vijay”You did not make him confused ,instead you got confused,your wallet fell down in the garden,and the gardener picked it up.
5 First Friend,”I am feeling head ache listening your talks.
Second friend,” I knew it so I brought the pill with me just have it and then listen to me.
Beggar “Yes If your neighbour will give daal sabji
2 Lady”No! my child we must not pick up any thing from shop without asking
Child”But you ate the peanuts without asking
3Man”This town is looking very neat and clean
Boy”Because the Minister has just gone from here.
4Ramesh”Why didn’t you eat food in my home yesterday
Suresh”I did not want to eat tasteless food.
5 Artist”You will cry when you see my acting today.
Second Artist”I have been crying since a long time seeing your acting.
6Officer”I will not listen to you today.”
Subordinate “Sir I am here not to say any thing but to listen you
7Officer”What is this Why do you sit bending your head down
Subordinate”My glasses start falling down while I see up
8Ajay “Why are you laughing uselessly?
Vijay”I want to see how much time you can see be laughing.
9 Singer”If I start living here,Would you have any problem?
Man”Yes I have,because my all tenants will leave my house
10 Inspector”So many things in your house,you have definitely you have stolen them.
Man”No I collected them asking others,Stolen things are not so bad
11 Friend”How have you spent your vacations?
Other Friend”In recollecting money from the friends like you.
12Tourist”the Plates,bowls and glasses are quite heavy here.
Waiter “Yes,so that nobody could steal them easily.
13 Captain” you have had gun then why have you come back
Soldier”Because the another soldier of the enemy has had a machine gun
14Doctor”Inform me when the Patient get conscious
Compounder “The Patient will come running to you before that,he had won a medal in running.
1 Poet”Not only birds andanimals but after listening my poems Trees Bushes and Vines also keep silent”
One from the audience”Then you Please go to them and recite your poems”
2Rickshaw puller”Sir ! its too hot,I will take fifteen rupees up to station”
Passenger”Drink a glass of cold water then you will feel cool,and then take me to the station,I will give only 2 Rupees”
3Teacher”Why have you written so big letters?”
Sohan”Because yesterday you were saying that you need to get your glasses repaired”
4 Kamal”Many times intelligent people also get confused”
Vimal”You are right! This is the only reason you have got more marks than me in Maths.”
5 A Boaster” Why do you take risks,You will feel bad if any thing goes wrong”
Second Boaster”I am not a fool,I take only those things which I get free”
6 A Man”I don’t want to fight with you as it is Sunday”
Second Man”Don’t worry.My clinic is open 24-7
7 Inspector “When the pick pocketer was picking up money from your pocket,why didn’t you catch him?
Witness”How could I ? because my both hands were in my pockets as I got scared of pick pocketing my money too”
8Mother”The cat has eaten whole butter.”
Son”may be,because I have come late today
9 One Friend”Your dog is sitting silent today.”
Second Friend”Because no guest has come up till now.”
10 Teacher”Why do you come to school?
Sohan”Because I want to save my self from mummy’s scolding.
11 One girl”I am Surprised you are ready to come to the restaurant .”
Second girl”Yes because I have seen your purse.”
12 Ajay”I can’t be fail till you are with me”
Vijay”May be this time because,we are sitting in different rooms this time.”
1 Vijay “ You can’t even catch a rat and you talk about catching Lions”
Ajay”If I catch rats what would you catch?
2 Patient”Why do you want another operation of my brain?
Doctor”Because I didn’t find brain there.”
3 Mohan”If I call you intelligent ,would you call me intelligent too.”
Sohan”You may call me intelligent for one hundred times,but I can not call you intelligent.
4Waiter”You will get food like home here,What should I bring for you?
Passenger “Then just leave it,I will go home and eat.”
5A Friend”Hearing my music Lights turn on,but for that Practice for hours is necessary.”
Second Friend”I’l just lit the lamp with match stic,there is no need to do practice”
6 Officer”If you’d have done labour like me ,where’d you been?Can you imagine ?
“Yes Sir! On your Seat.”
1.Landlord”I would throw all your things out of the house if you don’t give my rent in seven days.
Tenant”But I have already taken out my things,only your things are remaining.
2 Ticket Checker”No one without ticket can go till I am here.
Passenger”O.K.then tell me till what time you are here?
3 Ganesh”Why are you telling excuses just after coming here?
Suresh”So that you can’t tell excuses,and then I will have to do all your works.
4 Shopkeeper “We need a man who can sell our things as soon as possible.”
Man”Not only the things I can sell your shop too”
5.One friend”You can’t betray me today.”
Second Friend”Have you already got betrayed ?”
6 Ramesh”Today Suman called me mad.”
Dinesh”I don’t know why he called you mad so late?
7One Neighbour”You have got your own bicycly then why are you asking mine?
Second Neighbour,” Because today I am going through very rough roads.
1 Landlord “I think you have not cleaned the house since last week.”
Tenant “But I have come here yesterday only.”
2 Daddy”All works should be done on time”
Son”Then I must make you remember that you don’t give me my pocket money on time so my all works get disturbed “
3 Sanjay”I don’t break friendship”
Ajay”Yes,because boys live you them selves.”
4 Suresh”When you lost your money somewhere else,why are you searching here?
Naresh”Because you are here.
5 A mam”Power supply is not timely,but the electricity bill reaches on time”
Officer”Yes,because the people work in post office are very sincere,they don’t postpone their work.”
1 Ramu”Speak something,why are you so silent,and looking at my face.
Shyamu”I am waiting you to stop,and I am not looking at your face,I am looking at your Pocket.
2 Teacher”Yesterday you had told a false reason and went home,What is your intention today.
Suresh”I will speak the truth and go home.
3 One neighbour”Why have you kept a cat as pet?
Second neighbour”I did not want,but the rats of your house forced me to do it.”
4 Poet”Shall I recite only one poem and sit down?
“No Problem please.
5 Ajay”I made confused the gardener and ran away.
Vijay”You did not make him confused ,instead you got confused,your wallet fell down in the garden,and the gardener picked it up.
5 First Friend,”I am feeling head ache listening your talks.
Second friend,” I knew it so I brought the pill with me just have it and then listen to me.
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