* School*
A place where Parents pay, and children play.
* Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.
* Nurse*:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
* Marriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters..
* Tears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
* Conference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
* Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.
* Father*
A banker provided by nature
* Boss*
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
* Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
* HOSPITAL*
An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.
* Smile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
* Office*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
* Yawn*
The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.
* Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
* Committee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
_*LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE EASY.*_
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