What a sadness
*to be old*.!
.....I got out from the supermarket and looked for
the key of my car. It was not
in my pockets. I went back
inside and searched among
tomatoes, potatoes and
all the shelves attentively
but found nothing.
Suddenly, I realized that it
could be left inside the car
and the car could be stolen.
I ran rapidly to the car park
and THE CAR DiSAPPEARED.!
I called the police and gave them my position,
the description of the car,
the license plate, etc., etc.,
and I confessed that I left
the key inside.
Then, I made the most
difficult call... to my wife.
Daaarling...( my voice trembled )
I left the key in the car and
it's stolen.!
There was a long silence....
then she screamed:
I drove you and dropped you
at the supermarket before
going to the hairdresser.!
MORON.!
Not without embarrassment but
happy, I said: How nice.! So,
you're coming to pick me up ?
She screamed again.. I can't,
idiot..! I'm in the Police station
and I have to convince them
that, 'I didn't steal the car'.!
Don't laugh alone...
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