Let us keep 2 minutes silence and read some quotes of great personalities.
First quote
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– Al Gore
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– Barack Obama
When you are in love, wonders happen. But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.
- Steve Jobs
And the best one is…
Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers.
- Brad Pitt
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
" I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life ".
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life
Nooooo ... because women don't tell lies!
If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor.
Sometimes bad English can be a life saver ....
One evening on the outskirts of London, a millionaire Englishman was walking with his dog when suddenly a Pakistani came out of the bushes and fired three shots and killed his dog.
Surprised and shocked, the Englishman said: "Why did you do that ?"
Pakistani: "Your wife gave me 5000 Euros and said Kill the son of a bitch".
There were tears in the eyes of the Englishman and he hugged the Pakistani and said: "I will never forget the kindness of your English teacher for the rest of my life!"
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